Worksafe, as it's just a Santa. Who is possibly holding a butt-plug.
Only if Santa is really REALLY small...
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Nov 05, 2007 12:03:27 pm PST #581 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse - Nov 05, 2007 12:03:46 pm PST #582 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Scrabulous can blow me. I finally had a few minutes to plot against Jesse, and the stupid thing won't load.
Aw.
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2007 12:05:15 pm PST #583 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Only if Santa is really REALLY small...
Unless it's for Bumbles.
Trudy Booth - Nov 05, 2007 12:07:43 pm PST #584 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Now we know why they bounce.
shrift - Nov 05, 2007 12:09:23 pm PST #585 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Does the position sound like something you're fairly current on? Do you need to research software or anything?
From what he mentioned on the phone, it's very similar to the work I used to do for my old job. Some software research might be warranted, though.
Do you have an answer prepared for "Why do you want to leave your current job?"
We already discussed that a bit. Unstable industry! Not challenging enough!
Also, another good one thing to prepare are questions about the position they have open.
That is a good idea. And I need to stop making porn jokes in my head so I can think of some.
Nutty - Nov 05, 2007 12:13:40 pm PST #586 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
The revirginization thing strikes me as nonsense, although I do know that cosmetic labial surgery is a thing in this country. Because... getting naked with somebody doesn't mean the intimacy of funnylooking privates? I mean, if you are going to be funnylooking any place on your body, your privates is the best place for it! They're privates!
Indeed, Marina’s second “wedding” night was a rather painful experience for her. On the contrary, her boyfriend enjoyed every minute if it.
What kind of sick fuck enjoys that? And how best may we identify them, so as to warn all our friends?
Kathy A - Nov 05, 2007 12:15:46 pm PST #587 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Speaking of Bumbles bouncing, I want these!! (Island of Misfit Toys ornaments.)
lori - Nov 05, 2007 12:20:17 pm PST #588 of 10001
And I need to stop making porn jokes in my head
Good luck with that. For sure none of us are succeeding!
erin_obscure - Nov 05, 2007 12:30:27 pm PST #589 of 10001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Who here got spanked by their parents?
Never. When i did something wrong they would sit me down between them and take turns talking at me endlessly about how it was wrong and why. I remember begging my mother to please just spank me and get it over with, which just prolonged the lecture by adding another 45 minutes of why physical violence is never the best way to solve anything.
In retrospect i have to admire that kind of stamina. Who has that sort of time?
shrift - Nov 05, 2007 12:32:43 pm PST #590 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm not entirely sure how I'm going to make it through the interview, honestly.
I think I'm going to need you all to make porn jokes here in my honor for two hours this Thursday.