Also, I totally lowballed (ha ha!) myself in terms of salary.
We are going to have to make so many jokes if you get this job.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Also, I totally lowballed (ha ha!) myself in terms of salary.
We are going to have to make so many jokes if you get this job.
It will be the kind of thing that is never not funny, Dana. NEVER.
We are going to have to make so many jokes if you get this job.It's a twofer. New job for shrift and excellent snark material for us.
I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.
Good luck, shrift!
So I may be starting the weekend off my breaking something at 5:30 on friday. Whee.
And then I go home where I may or may not have hot water.
I'm a bundle of crank.
Holy crap, it worked. I didn't break the thing.
Starting the weekend off with an ER visit today and ending it with a wedding.
I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.
And shrift will be able to start sentences with, "As an official Playboy staff member..."
(Har.)
Also -
"Professional pornographer - don't try this at home."
It would answer the high school reunion dilemma rather nicely -- "Well, for years, I was a successful amateur pornographer. But lately, I've been promoted to Full-Time Professional Pornographer."