Also, I totally lowballed (ha ha!) myself in terms of salary.
We are going to have to make so many jokes if you get this job.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Nov 02, 2007 11:33:45 am PDT #148 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
shrift - Nov 02, 2007 11:36:22 am PDT #149 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It will be the kind of thing that is never not funny, Dana. NEVER.
Cass - Nov 02, 2007 11:37:28 am PDT #150 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
We are going to have to make so many jokes if you get this job.It's a twofer. New job for shrift and excellent snark material for us.
Dana - Nov 02, 2007 11:37:44 am PDT #151 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.
sarameg - Nov 02, 2007 11:47:19 am PDT #152 of 10001
Good luck, shrift!
So I may be starting the weekend off my breaking something at 5:30 on friday. Whee.
And then I go home where I may or may not have hot water.
I'm a bundle of crank.
sarameg - Nov 02, 2007 11:50:24 am PDT #153 of 10001
Holy crap, it worked. I didn't break the thing.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2007 11:54:32 am PDT #154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Starting the weekend off with an ER visit today and ending it with a wedding.
Ailleann - Nov 02, 2007 11:57:06 am PDT #155 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.
And shrift will be able to start sentences with, "As an official Playboy staff member..."
(Har.)
brenda m - Nov 02, 2007 11:58:42 am PDT #156 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Also -
"Professional pornographer - don't try this at home."
amych - Nov 02, 2007 12:01:08 pm PDT #157 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It would answer the high school reunion dilemma rather nicely -- "Well, for years, I was a successful amateur pornographer. But lately, I've been promoted to Full-Time Professional Pornographer."