We are going to have to make so many jokes if you get this job.It's a twofer. New job for shrift and excellent snark material for us.
River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.
'Safe'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cass - Nov 02, 2007 11:37:28 am PDT #150 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Dana - Nov 02, 2007 11:37:44 am PDT #151 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.
sarameg - Nov 02, 2007 11:47:19 am PDT #152 of 10001
Good luck, shrift!
So I may be starting the weekend off my breaking something at 5:30 on friday. Whee.
And then I go home where I may or may not have hot water.
I'm a bundle of crank.
sarameg - Nov 02, 2007 11:50:24 am PDT #153 of 10001
Holy crap, it worked. I didn't break the thing.
§ ita § - Nov 02, 2007 11:54:32 am PDT #154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Starting the weekend off with an ER visit today and ending it with a wedding.
Ailleann - Nov 02, 2007 11:57:06 am PDT #155 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.
And shrift will be able to start sentences with, "As an official Playboy staff member..."
(Har.)
brenda m - Nov 02, 2007 11:58:42 am PDT #156 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Also -
"Professional pornographer - don't try this at home."
amych - Nov 02, 2007 12:01:08 pm PDT #157 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It would answer the high school reunion dilemma rather nicely -- "Well, for years, I was a successful amateur pornographer. But lately, I've been promoted to Full-Time Professional Pornographer."
shrift - Nov 02, 2007 12:01:39 pm PDT #158 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Thank you e-mail sent. Will have to snazz up the resume and send it later this weekend.
But before I do that, I have totally earned myself some nap time.
sarameg - Nov 02, 2007 12:01:42 pm PDT #159 of 10001
I got all ready to leave and realized it was 5, not 6.