It will be the kind of thing that is never not funny, Dana. NEVER.
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
We are going to have to make so many jokes if you get this job.It's a twofer. New job for shrift and excellent snark material for us.
I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.
Good luck, shrift!
So I may be starting the weekend off my breaking something at 5:30 on friday. Whee.
And then I go home where I may or may not have hot water.
I'm a bundle of crank.
Holy crap, it worked. I didn't break the thing.
Starting the weekend off with an ER visit today and ending it with a wedding.
I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.
And shrift will be able to start sentences with, "As an official Playboy staff member..."
(Har.)
Also -
"Professional pornographer - don't try this at home."
It would answer the high school reunion dilemma rather nicely -- "Well, for years, I was a successful amateur pornographer. But lately, I've been promoted to Full-Time Professional Pornographer."
Thank you e-mail sent. Will have to snazz up the resume and send it later this weekend.
But before I do that, I have totally earned myself some nap time.