Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2007 11:54:32 am PDT #154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Starting the weekend off with an ER visit today and ending it with a wedding.


Ailleann - Nov 02, 2007 11:57:06 am PDT #155 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I'll have to start asking for your professional opinion when I write anything dirty.

And shrift will be able to start sentences with, "As an official Playboy staff member..."

(Har.)


brenda m - Nov 02, 2007 11:58:42 am PDT #156 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Also -

"Professional pornographer - don't try this at home."


amych - Nov 02, 2007 12:01:08 pm PDT #157 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It would answer the high school reunion dilemma rather nicely -- "Well, for years, I was a successful amateur pornographer. But lately, I've been promoted to Full-Time Professional Pornographer."


shrift - Nov 02, 2007 12:01:39 pm PDT #158 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Thank you e-mail sent. Will have to snazz up the resume and send it later this weekend.

But before I do that, I have totally earned myself some nap time.


sarameg - Nov 02, 2007 12:01:42 pm PDT #159 of 10001

I got all ready to leave and realized it was 5, not 6.


amych - Nov 02, 2007 12:03:05 pm PDT #160 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I got all ready to leave and then the help desk whammied me with 3 pages in a row. Why you gotta do that right before closing time, help desk? Where's the cranky-assed tier 2 love?


Kat - Nov 02, 2007 12:09:27 pm PDT #161 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Well, he asked for my resume and in-person interview availability, so I guess I didn't completely screw that up. Stupid nerves!

GO shrift! Is the job in LA or in Chicago?

I just went BOOM and fell as I was walking across campus. Stooopid gravity.


shrift - Nov 02, 2007 12:11:47 pm PDT #162 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It's here in Chicago, Kat. Corporate Headquarters! HA HA HA.

Ahem.


Cass - Nov 02, 2007 12:16:40 pm PDT #163 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Stooopid gravity.
Gravity is mean like that.