Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Nov 08, 2007 5:50:54 am PST #1133 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

She was an undercover Bunny. Her article on it is really fascinating.


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 5:52:03 am PST #1134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She was an undercover Bunny. Her article on it is really fascinating.

Now I'm earwormed.

Undercover Bunny, midnight fantasy....


Jesse - Nov 08, 2007 5:52:38 am PST #1135 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, my phone has the wrong date on it, so I was just sitting here thinking, "Fuck, it's only Wednesday?!?!?" But it's not. So that's good.

I can see someone not getting it quite right the first couple times through, J-Dog, but once you've read it it's simple and all phoneticky and crap.

And we're talking more than a year of emails and timesheets and whatever the fuck else. I mean, seriously.


§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 5:55:57 am PST #1136 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey! Maybe there will be a Bunny Slounge.

I'm desperately jealous of you, shrift. I wanna work in name-recognition soft core porn in a completely non-porny role.

Well, I will when I wake up. Right now I'm just seeing the Geek Squad in bunny outfits.


Jars - Nov 08, 2007 5:57:57 am PST #1137 of 10001

Right now I'm just seeing the Geek Squad in bunny outfits.

Like, literally? Because maybe you really do need to get some sleep.


Kat - Nov 08, 2007 5:58:56 am PST #1138 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Thinking get-the-job thoughts for you, shrift. Refraining from porn jokes at your expense.


Allyson - Nov 08, 2007 6:03:21 am PST #1139 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh god. I feel like I'm trying to breathe while face-down in mud.

I hate this shit.


shrift - Nov 08, 2007 6:05:03 am PST #1140 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Don't be jealous, ita. Haven't got the job yet! I am attempting to remain calm and treat this like a very entertaining adventure.

ETA: What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!

Refraining from porn jokes at your expense.

I'm hoping you guys will do a porn joke free for all in my honor this afternoon. I think it's the only way I'll get through the interview without turning into a twelve-year-old boy.


Dana - Nov 08, 2007 6:09:25 am PST #1141 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!

But you'll always have fandom.


Lee - Nov 08, 2007 6:15:35 am PST #1142 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!

I do not like this reality. It robs you of a better job and us of waaaay too much joke opportunity.