and let's be honest. Shrift getting this job is as much about our ability to joke as it is about her ability to pay for Au Bon Pain breakfast and coffee.
It's a real burden being right so often.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Nov 08, 2007 6:17:08 am PST #1143 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 6:19:34 am PST #1144 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mystery picture. (They don't know the origin or what's going on.) [link] But they appear to be German. Perhaps some sort of Hitler Youth thing? Some sort of Gay Hitler Youth thing?
Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2007 6:19:37 am PST #1145 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Hey! Maybe there will be a Bunny Slounge.
Damn, ita beat me to it. I was going to ask if shrift could slounge in one of those costumes without needing a corset.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 6:22:14 am PST #1146 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shrift getting this job is as much about our ability to joke as it is about her ability to pay for Au Bon Pain breakfast and coffee.
It's win-win. I'll (most likely) get more money, and everyone I know will be able to say that they have a friend in the porn industry.
I was going to ask if shrift could slounge in one of those costumes without needing a corset.
I don't know if all the boob tape in the world could make that happen.
Dana - Nov 08, 2007 6:23:44 am PST #1147 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I would think it's actually difficult to slounge in a corset. At least in my experience.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 6:25:53 am PST #1148 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You have to slounge very carefully and it's rather uncomfortable,which defeats the purpose of slounging in the first place.
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 6:40:14 am PST #1149 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You could soft core porn slounge to be intimidating. Just think of the level of expertise required.
Okay--I was supposed to go back to sleep to burn off some of this dilaudid hangover, so I shouldn't have answered the phone. But I did, and it's 40 minutes later, and I'm groggy and unshowered and very impractical.
Must hydrate.
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 6:40:21 am PST #1150 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2007 6:47:21 am PST #1151 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It's win-win. I'll (most likely) get more money, and everyone I know will be able to say that they have a friend in the porn industry.
Well, I was already able to say that, but Playboy has a lot more cachet than The Hills Have Bis or American Porn Star... good luck with the interview, shrift!
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 6:51:56 am PST #1152 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, the lenses!
Now that I have cameras with the opportunity to autofocus I do so much less with depth of field. Look at this--that's how you're supposed to shoot a portrait