Hey! Maybe there will be a Bunny Slounge.
I'm desperately jealous of you, shrift. I wanna work in name-recognition soft core porn in a completely non-porny role.
Well, I will when I wake up. Right now I'm just seeing the Geek Squad in bunny outfits.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2007 5:55:57 am PST #1136 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jars - Nov 08, 2007 5:57:57 am PST #1137 of 10001
Right now I'm just seeing the Geek Squad in bunny outfits.
Like, literally? Because maybe you really do need to get some sleep.
Kat - Nov 08, 2007 5:58:56 am PST #1138 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Thinking get-the-job thoughts for you, shrift. Refraining from porn jokes at your expense.
Allyson - Nov 08, 2007 6:03:21 am PST #1139 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh god. I feel like I'm trying to breathe while face-down in mud.
I hate this shit.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 6:05:03 am PST #1140 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Don't be jealous, ita. Haven't got the job yet! I am attempting to remain calm and treat this like a very entertaining adventure.
ETA: What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!
Refraining from porn jokes at your expense.
I'm hoping you guys will do a porn joke free for all in my honor this afternoon. I think it's the only way I'll get through the interview without turning into a twelve-year-old boy.
Dana - Nov 08, 2007 6:09:25 am PST #1141 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!
But you'll always have fandom.
Lee - Nov 08, 2007 6:15:35 am PST #1142 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!
I do not like this reality. It robs you of a better job and us of waaaay too much joke opportunity.
Kat - Nov 08, 2007 6:17:08 am PST #1143 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
and let's be honest. Shrift getting this job is as much about our ability to joke as it is about her ability to pay for Au Bon Pain breakfast and coffee.
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 6:19:34 am PST #1144 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mystery picture. (They don't know the origin or what's going on.) [link] But they appear to be German. Perhaps some sort of Hitler Youth thing? Some sort of Gay Hitler Youth thing?
Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2007 6:19:37 am PST #1145 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Hey! Maybe there will be a Bunny Slounge.
Damn, ita beat me to it. I was going to ask if shrift could slounge in one of those costumes without needing a corset.