Oh god. I feel like I'm trying to breathe while face-down in mud.
I hate this shit.
Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.
Buffy ,'Him'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Nov 08, 2007 6:03:21 am PST #1139 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 6:05:03 am PST #1140 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Don't be jealous, ita. Haven't got the job yet! I am attempting to remain calm and treat this like a very entertaining adventure.
ETA: What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!
Refraining from porn jokes at your expense.
I'm hoping you guys will do a porn joke free for all in my honor this afternoon. I think it's the only way I'll get through the interview without turning into a twelve-year-old boy.
Dana - Nov 08, 2007 6:09:25 am PST #1141 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!
But you'll always have fandom.
Lee - Nov 08, 2007 6:15:35 am PST #1142 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What I mean is, name-recognition soft core porn could still reject me!
I do not like this reality. It robs you of a better job and us of waaaay too much joke opportunity.
Kat - Nov 08, 2007 6:17:08 am PST #1143 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
and let's be honest. Shrift getting this job is as much about our ability to joke as it is about her ability to pay for Au Bon Pain breakfast and coffee.
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2007 6:19:34 am PST #1144 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mystery picture. (They don't know the origin or what's going on.) [link] But they appear to be German. Perhaps some sort of Hitler Youth thing? Some sort of Gay Hitler Youth thing?
Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2007 6:19:37 am PST #1145 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Hey! Maybe there will be a Bunny Slounge.
Damn, ita beat me to it. I was going to ask if shrift could slounge in one of those costumes without needing a corset.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 6:22:14 am PST #1146 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shrift getting this job is as much about our ability to joke as it is about her ability to pay for Au Bon Pain breakfast and coffee.
It's win-win. I'll (most likely) get more money, and everyone I know will be able to say that they have a friend in the porn industry.
I was going to ask if shrift could slounge in one of those costumes without needing a corset.
I don't know if all the boob tape in the world could make that happen.
Dana - Nov 08, 2007 6:23:44 am PST #1147 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I would think it's actually difficult to slounge in a corset. At least in my experience.
shrift - Nov 08, 2007 6:25:53 am PST #1148 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You have to slounge very carefully and it's rather uncomfortable,which defeats the purpose of slounging in the first place.