I can't win a fight when I have a Santa hat on and the white fuzzy ball at the end is swinging back and forth with every emphatic head shake I make.
This is the funniest image I have had in my head all day.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 10:25:34 am PST #9349 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Cashmere - Dec 20, 2007 10:28:02 am PST #9350 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
This is the funniest image I have had in my head all day.
I want video.
Mmm...Noggin's going to 24 hour programming on January 1st. For that toddler who's always on the go or gets up at 3 a.m.--there will be plenty to watch on the tube besides infomercials, sports center and really bad teevee movies.
hippocampus - Dec 20, 2007 10:33:28 am PST #9351 of 10002
not your mom's socks.
A moral question: should complementing a child's photo get you off the hook from very recent rude-ish behavior? Of the "So, how are you?... actually, that was just a conversational nicety - can you do this for me right now?" variety of rude... As in, should I email back, "Thanks!" or just sit here and glare?
Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 10:37:50 am PST #9352 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
A moral question: should complementing a child's photo get you off the hook from very recent rude-ish behavior? Of the "So, how are you?... actually, that was just a conversational nicety - can you do this for me right now?" variety of rude... As in, should I email back, "Thanks!" or just sit here and glare?
*Stabbity stab-stab* *SPLURCH! squeeky*
hippocampus - Dec 20, 2007 10:41:33 am PST #9353 of 10002
not your mom's socks.
bwah!
day two of "My Office: not enough sporks to go around"
Pix - Dec 20, 2007 10:47:47 am PST #9354 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I think I've mentioned the dorky school tradition we have here--as the students leave for the major vacations (winter, spring, summer), all the teachers gather in the front lawn and wave goodbye as the busses drive off. It's totally silly, but I love it. What I usually love the most about it, though, is that "the wave" marks the beginning of our vacation, too.
This time, nsm. We have to be here tomorrow unless we have turned in all of our grades, and I am nowhere near done. I've been working hard, but I still have...let's see...26 Lord of the Flies literary analysis final drafts, 4 creative writing portfolios, and 58 9th grade exams. Dammit. Why couldn't I have taught PE or something??
Frankenbuddha - Dec 20, 2007 10:49:41 am PST #9355 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
day two of "My Office: not enough sporks to go around"
You'll need to "death-cage match" for them.
Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 10:56:32 am PST #9356 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
day two of "My Office: not enough sporks to go around"
You'll need to "death-cage match" for them.
"Two wonks enter; one wonk leaves."
omnis_audis - Dec 20, 2007 11:19:29 am PST #9357 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Did it use a paddle?No, but it left some nice UPS tracking numbers.
26 Lord of the Flies literary analysis final drafts, 4 creative writing portfolios, and 58 9th grade exams. Dammit. Why couldn't I have taught PE or something??Two words for you... SCAN TRON. Works great. Ya feed the beast, it spits out grades. I say, shove the lil blue books in the scan tron beast and let IT grade your papers for ya. Garrum it, it's vacation time!!!
Aims - Dec 20, 2007 11:45:43 am PST #9358 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
OH MY GAWRSH! I totally forgot to post about this!
My uncle had a home video that my mom and dad and us kids had never seen so she showed it to us the night before my sister's wedding. I was about 9 at the time.
At one point, my brother (2 at the time) was playing with my FisherPrice castle people. He kept calling them "guys". I took them from him one at a time and said, "These aren't guys - THIS is Queen Elizabeth. THIS is Prince Phillip. THIS is Prince Charles. THIS is Princess Diana."
Joe's snapped around toward me so fast, I swear he broke the sound barrier. Then, he just gaped at me.
I *told* him my Royals obsession was long lived.