Mal ,'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Did it use a paddle?No, but it left some nice UPS tracking numbers.
26 Lord of the Flies literary analysis final drafts, 4 creative writing portfolios, and 58 9th grade exams. Dammit. Why couldn't I have taught PE or something??Two words for you... SCAN TRON. Works great. Ya feed the beast, it spits out grades. I say, shove the lil blue books in the scan tron beast and let IT grade your papers for ya. Garrum it, it's vacation time!!!
OH MY GAWRSH! I totally forgot to post about this!
My uncle had a home video that my mom and dad and us kids had never seen so she showed it to us the night before my sister's wedding. I was about 9 at the time.
At one point, my brother (2 at the time) was playing with my FisherPrice castle people. He kept calling them "guys". I took them from him one at a time and said, "These aren't guys - THIS is Queen Elizabeth. THIS is Prince Phillip. THIS is Prince Charles. THIS is Princess Diana."
Joe's snapped around toward me so fast, I swear he broke the sound barrier. Then, he just gaped at me.
I *told* him my Royals obsession was long lived.
Ok - resume sent. Commence hyper-ventilating.
Calm~ma, Suzi.
Wee!Aimee makes me laugh.
Later, in the same video, I drag my 2 year old brother to the chalk board and try to teach him addition and fractions.
He responded by declaring, "I made the number 'L'!"
Calm~~ma Suzi!!! You'll be GREAT!
Later, in the same video, I drag my 2 year old brother to the chalk board and try to teach him addition and fractions.
He responded by declaring, "I made the number 'L'!"BWAH!
Go, Suzi, go!
At one point, my brother (2 at the time) was playing with my FisherPrice castle people. He kept calling them "guys". I took them from him one at a time and said, "These aren't guys - THIS is Queen Elizabeth. THIS is Prince Phillip. THIS is Prince Charles. THIS is Princess Diana."
My love for Aimee knows NO BOUNDS.
Good luck, Suzi! Calm~ma.
I'm going to get my hair cut & colored as soon as DH gets here. I'm trying to decide if I want to go ahead and make dinner now or wait.
Oh dear gods. My neck, which has been a little twingy and sore the past few days, is frozen. Okay, not entirely frozen, but damned close. I can't turn my head either direction without feeling like someone is jabbing a stiletto into the right side of the base of my skull. MotherfuckingOW! Since chiro and acupuncture are not options right now, anyone have advice?
Memoryfoam pillows and valium are what have worked for me.