I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 10:56:32 am PST #9356 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

day two of "My Office: not enough sporks to go around"

You'll need to "death-cage match" for them.

"Two wonks enter; one wonk leaves."


omnis_audis - Dec 20, 2007 11:19:29 am PST #9357 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Did it use a paddle?
No, but it left some nice UPS tracking numbers.

26 Lord of the Flies literary analysis final drafts, 4 creative writing portfolios, and 58 9th grade exams. Dammit. Why couldn't I have taught PE or something??
Two words for you... SCAN TRON. Works great. Ya feed the beast, it spits out grades. I say, shove the lil blue books in the scan tron beast and let IT grade your papers for ya. Garrum it, it's vacation time!!!


Aims - Dec 20, 2007 11:45:43 am PST #9358 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

OH MY GAWRSH! I totally forgot to post about this!

My uncle had a home video that my mom and dad and us kids had never seen so she showed it to us the night before my sister's wedding. I was about 9 at the time.

At one point, my brother (2 at the time) was playing with my FisherPrice castle people. He kept calling them "guys". I took them from him one at a time and said, "These aren't guys - THIS is Queen Elizabeth. THIS is Prince Phillip. THIS is Prince Charles. THIS is Princess Diana."

Joe's snapped around toward me so fast, I swear he broke the sound barrier. Then, he just gaped at me.

I *told* him my Royals obsession was long lived.


SuziQ - Dec 20, 2007 11:52:36 am PST #9359 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok - resume sent. Commence hyper-ventilating.


-t - Dec 20, 2007 11:56:00 am PST #9360 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Calm~ma, Suzi.

Wee!Aimee makes me laugh.


Aims - Dec 20, 2007 12:00:08 pm PST #9361 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Later, in the same video, I drag my 2 year old brother to the chalk board and try to teach him addition and fractions.

He responded by declaring, "I made the number 'L'!"


Aims - Dec 20, 2007 12:01:28 pm PST #9362 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Calm~~ma Suzi!!! You'll be GREAT!


Pix - Dec 20, 2007 12:04:56 pm PST #9363 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Later, in the same video, I drag my 2 year old brother to the chalk board and try to teach him addition and fractions.
He responded by declaring, "I made the number 'L'!"
BWAH!

Go, Suzi, go!


Cashmere - Dec 20, 2007 12:44:43 pm PST #9364 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

At one point, my brother (2 at the time) was playing with my FisherPrice castle people. He kept calling them "guys". I took them from him one at a time and said, "These aren't guys - THIS is Queen Elizabeth. THIS is Prince Phillip. THIS is Prince Charles. THIS is Princess Diana."

My love for Aimee knows NO BOUNDS.

Good luck, Suzi! Calm~ma.

I'm going to get my hair cut & colored as soon as DH gets here. I'm trying to decide if I want to go ahead and make dinner now or wait.


Pix - Dec 20, 2007 2:35:28 pm PST #9365 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh dear gods. My neck, which has been a little twingy and sore the past few days, is frozen. Okay, not entirely frozen, but damned close. I can't turn my head either direction without feeling like someone is jabbing a stiletto into the right side of the base of my skull. MotherfuckingOW! Since chiro and acupuncture are not options right now, anyone have advice?