Is there a form you can fill out to donate your body to the Soylent Green company?
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Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2007 6:43:00 am PST #8636 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Emily - Dec 17, 2007 6:44:09 am PST #8637 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Ooh! I know you can donate it to the body farm. Or at least to Medical Science, which quite often sends it to the body farm. In fact, I think my father has put that in his will. We're actually not allowed to have him buried. We may not be allowed to have any kind of service.
Hil R. - Dec 17, 2007 6:44:10 am PST #8638 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm not sure you get a choice about this. Isn't there a law or something?
Jewish funeral customs forbid embalming. I've never heard of anyone having any legal problems with it.
Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2007 6:44:33 am PST #8639 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground? Because I need to know whether I should do yoga and other stretches before your funeral.
I think that will be specific to my scandalously young lover, but thanks for thinking of me!
I'm not sure you get a choice about this. Isn't there a law or something?
Jews aren't embalmed. There's got to be some way to do it.
Emily - Dec 17, 2007 6:44:53 am PST #8640 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Oh, FINE. Be knowledgable and stuff. I thought I remembered something... maybe you're not allowed to go in without a coffin or something like that.
vw bug - Dec 17, 2007 6:46:01 am PST #8641 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
More {{{Nora}}}, just 'cause.
{{{Sean and S}}}
Not touching the creation vs. evolution thing.
So, um, it was kind of windy here in MA last night...so windy that at some point during the night, it blew open my parents' back door. I come down at 3am to get some cookies, and it's FREEZING, and the back door is open. I totally flipped. Good times. Good times.
Sean K - Dec 17, 2007 6:48:19 am PST #8642 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?
"Hold off the earth a while so I may take her once more into my arms!"
We'll all be Laertes.
Jars - Dec 17, 2007 6:49:51 am PST #8643 of 10002
I want Big Rock Candy Mountain played at my funeral. That and no churches are my only requests.
Does anyone else have songs picked out? Or am I the only morbid one?
Ginger - Dec 17, 2007 6:50:03 am PST #8644 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?
This is exactly what I was about to type. Scary.
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2007 6:51:55 am PST #8645 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does anyone else have songs picked out? Or am I the only morbid one?
- R.E.M.'s "Shiny Happy People." Just to confuse people.
- The Velvet Underground's "Sister Ray."
- Robyn Hitchcock's "Where Do You Go When You Die?"