Oh, FINE. Be knowledgable and stuff. I thought I remembered something... maybe you're not allowed to go in without a coffin or something like that.
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
More {{{Nora}}}, just 'cause.
{{{Sean and S}}}
Not touching the creation vs. evolution thing.
So, um, it was kind of windy here in MA last night...so windy that at some point during the night, it blew open my parents' back door. I come down at 3am to get some cookies, and it's FREEZING, and the back door is open. I totally flipped. Good times. Good times.
Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?
"Hold off the earth a while so I may take her once more into my arms!"
We'll all be Laertes.
I want Big Rock Candy Mountain played at my funeral. That and no churches are my only requests.
Does anyone else have songs picked out? Or am I the only morbid one?
Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?
This is exactly what I was about to type. Scary.
Does anyone else have songs picked out? Or am I the only morbid one?
- R.E.M.'s "Shiny Happy People." Just to confuse people.
- The Velvet Underground's "Sister Ray."
- Robyn Hitchcock's "Where Do You Go When You Die?"
Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?
Ooh, can we?
My funeral? I want you all in black and sobbing. Hats! Veils! Gloves! Stand at my graveside and look like an old movie for me. Don't go saying "she wouldn't want us to be sad..." because I DO want you to be sad.
I promise to buy a new hat for the occasion.
Ooh. For music - Tom Wait's "Dirt in the Ground."
Fine fine fine... fling away.
But let the scandalously young lover have his monologue, K?
I heard about a guy who had the Windows close-down music as he was lowered into the ground. That would be quite amusing.