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Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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brenda m - Dec 17, 2007 6:52:29 am PST #8646 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?

Ooh, can we?

My funeral? I want you all in black and sobbing. Hats! Veils! Gloves! Stand at my graveside and look like an old movie for me. Don't go saying "she wouldn't want us to be sad..." because I DO want you to be sad.

I promise to buy a new hat for the occasion.

tommyrot - Dec 17, 2007 6:53:35 am PST #8647 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. For music - Tom Wait's "Dirt in the Ground."

Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2007 6:54:01 am PST #8648 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Fine fine fine... fling away.

But let the scandalously young lover have his monologue, K?

Jars - Dec 17, 2007 6:54:32 am PST #8649 of 10002

I heard about a guy who had the Windows close-down music as he was lowered into the ground. That would be quite amusing.

Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2007 6:54:38 am PST #8650 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Mom wants Will the Circle be Unbroken (Arlo Guthrie version).

Sean K - Dec 17, 2007 6:54:43 am PST #8651 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

S says hi to everybody, by the way. She's feeling better, and they'll be doing a procedure in a little bit to hopefully locate and stop the bleeding.

Also, she says everyone should be sure to donate their organs when they die, please.

Ginger - Dec 17, 2007 6:54:53 am PST #8652 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Does anyone else have songs picked out?

"Will the Circle Be Unbroken?" sung by drunken friends.

Jars - Dec 17, 2007 6:56:37 am PST #8653 of 10002

Also, she says everyone should be sure to donate their organs when they die, please.

Will do! But I don't think mine will be very useful, what with my weird blood type and all. Woo for being a universal receiver, boo for no one else being able to take my stuff.

Sean K - Dec 17, 2007 6:59:01 am PST #8654 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Funny you should mention that, Jars. S is a universal receiver.

Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2007 6:59:52 am PST #8655 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Just think of the weird person you might save, Jars...

I wonder about preserving organs. Is there any attempt to advance this at all? It would seem like Jars' innards should be preserved -- some weird person would need them eventually.

Oh, all my favorite hymns. And carols (even if its not Christmas. I really hope its not Christmas, actually)

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