Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Dec 17, 2007 6:46:01 am PST #8641 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

More {{{Nora}}}, just 'cause.

{{{Sean and S}}}

Not touching the creation vs. evolution thing.

So, um, it was kind of windy here in MA last night...so windy that at some point during the night, it blew open my parents' back door. I come down at 3am to get some cookies, and it's FREEZING, and the back door is open. I totally flipped. Good times. Good times.


Sean K - Dec 17, 2007 6:48:19 am PST #8642 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?

"Hold off the earth a while so I may take her once more into my arms!"

We'll all be Laertes.


Jars - Dec 17, 2007 6:49:51 am PST #8643 of 10002

I want Big Rock Candy Mountain played at my funeral. That and no churches are my only requests.

Does anyone else have songs picked out? Or am I the only morbid one?


Ginger - Dec 17, 2007 6:50:03 am PST #8644 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?

This is exactly what I was about to type. Scary.


tommyrot - Dec 17, 2007 6:51:55 am PST #8645 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does anyone else have songs picked out? Or am I the only morbid one?

  • R.E.M.'s "Shiny Happy People." Just to confuse people.
  • The Velvet Underground's "Sister Ray."
  • Robyn Hitchcock's "Where Do You Go When You Die?"


brenda m - Dec 17, 2007 6:52:29 am PST #8646 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Shall we fling ourselves on your casket after it's been lowered into the ground?

Ooh, can we?

My funeral? I want you all in black and sobbing. Hats! Veils! Gloves! Stand at my graveside and look like an old movie for me. Don't go saying "she wouldn't want us to be sad..." because I DO want you to be sad.

I promise to buy a new hat for the occasion.


tommyrot - Dec 17, 2007 6:53:35 am PST #8647 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh. For music - Tom Wait's "Dirt in the Ground."


Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2007 6:54:01 am PST #8648 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Fine fine fine... fling away.

But let the scandalously young lover have his monologue, K?


Jars - Dec 17, 2007 6:54:32 am PST #8649 of 10002

I heard about a guy who had the Windows close-down music as he was lowered into the ground. That would be quite amusing.


Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2007 6:54:38 am PST #8650 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Mom wants Will the Circle be Unbroken (Arlo Guthrie version).