Ok, the "occupations" included a "french maid" costume for a kid. Ew.
Cause, you know, kid not dressed as an actual french maid of any era, just dressed as a fetishized french maid. ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwww
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2007 9:56:31 am PDT #9614 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kevin - Oct 31, 2007 9:57:40 am PDT #9615 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Eeeewwww. For God's sake, let the kids be kids!
Yeah, the logic - they said - was that kids wanted to dress like mummy.
Dana - Oct 31, 2007 9:57:54 am PDT #9616 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Uh. I think Playboy just left me a voicemail about a digital asset management position. I think I need to call back after work, because I must know.
Oh, my god, me too.
On one hand, Playboy. On the other hand, I bet they pay better than your current job.
megan walker - Oct 31, 2007 9:58:11 am PDT #9617 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Also, from a pratical perspective, a short skirt seems unwise. In many parts of the country, Halloween = cold.
Dana - Oct 31, 2007 9:58:22 am PDT #9618 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Yeah, the logic - they said - was that kids wanted to dress like mummy.
And god knows whatever kids want, kids should get.
amych - Oct 31, 2007 9:59:07 am PDT #9619 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The engineer costume was indeed adorable, but I think I've been at the looniversity too long -- I was thinking, like, pocket protector?
Kevin - Oct 31, 2007 9:59:25 am PDT #9620 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Yep. The range of crack and hair cutters for kids, comin' soon from Walmart!
Glamcookie - Oct 31, 2007 10:00:01 am PDT #9621 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Major Flirt, French Maid, and Mega Star costumes are so wrong, I'm speechless. It seems like a costumes for pedophiles site. HULK SMASH!!
Jesse - Oct 31, 2007 10:00:04 am PDT #9622 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Uh. I think Playboy just left me a voicemail about a digital asset management position. I think I need to call back after work, because I must know.
Yeah, baby, I'd like to see you manage those assets!
tommyrot - Oct 31, 2007 10:00:21 am PDT #9623 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Halloween zombie mistaken for murder victim
BERLIN (Reuters) - Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveller dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police.
The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, police in the northern town of Bad Segeberg said on Monday.
Believing his hands and face were smeared with blood, passengers alerted police after getting no response from him.
A first aid team called to the scene soon cleared up the confusion. Police told the man to remove his make-up after which he was allowed to continue his journey.
"Bad Segeberg is in a rural area and Halloween isn't very well known there," police spokeswoman Silke Tobies said. "So people weren't expecting anyone to be dressed up in the train."