Yep. The range of crack and hair cutters for kids, comin' soon from Walmart!
Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Shells'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kevin - Oct 31, 2007 9:59:25 am PDT #9620 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Glamcookie - Oct 31, 2007 10:00:01 am PDT #9621 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Major Flirt, French Maid, and Mega Star costumes are so wrong, I'm speechless. It seems like a costumes for pedophiles site. HULK SMASH!!
Jesse - Oct 31, 2007 10:00:04 am PDT #9622 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Uh. I think Playboy just left me a voicemail about a digital asset management position. I think I need to call back after work, because I must know.
Yeah, baby, I'd like to see you manage those assets!
tommyrot - Oct 31, 2007 10:00:21 am PDT #9623 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Halloween zombie mistaken for murder victim
BERLIN (Reuters) - Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveller dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police.
The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, police in the northern town of Bad Segeberg said on Monday.
Believing his hands and face were smeared with blood, passengers alerted police after getting no response from him.
A first aid team called to the scene soon cleared up the confusion. Police told the man to remove his make-up after which he was allowed to continue his journey.
"Bad Segeberg is in a rural area and Halloween isn't very well known there," police spokeswoman Silke Tobies said. "So people weren't expecting anyone to be dressed up in the train."
bon bon - Oct 31, 2007 10:05:02 am PDT #9624 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I was gonna say, until I read the last line-- Halloween isn't as big in Germany, and it's not unreasonable to call the police under those circumstances. Better safe than sorry.
msbelle - Oct 31, 2007 10:06:30 am PDT #9625 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
AHHH dress does not fit! stupid rib cage. ALso discovered 2 other vintager dresses that don't fit. granted I got these all originally in highschool, but they are full skirts so they fit forever. what is it with age expanding your rib cage?
shrift - Oct 31, 2007 10:07:17 am PDT #9626 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
On one hand, Playboy. On the other hand, I bet they pay better than your current job.
I am just saying, it is not like I have a moral objection to porn. I'm totally calling them back. So much potential for hilarity.
(Oh my god, seriously, if I took a job with Playboy I think I would be obligated to go to my 10 year reunion and tell everyone that I work in the porn business.)
Susan W. - Oct 31, 2007 10:12:27 am PDT #9627 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Annabel's pirate costume for tonight is billed as a boy costume. I hated all of the girl ones I found--one or two were appallingly sexy for any prepubescent child, much less a preschooler, but most of them were just...ugly. At least according to my tastes. They reminded me of the cheap costumes from my childhood, except minus the plastic mask. You know, the ones where you were dressed as Wonder Woman, but in a plastic smock with a picture of Wonder Woman on the front. OK, they weren't QUITE as bad as that, but they were pretty cheesy all the same. So Annabel will be a pirate in pants, with a velvet vest and a fetching tricorn hat, and I think she'll be the cutest pirate of either gender EVER.
Kevin - Oct 31, 2007 10:12:35 am PDT #9628 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
In asset management. Nobody would know if you were being serious or lude. It'd be great!
Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2007 10:13:38 am PDT #9629 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dear IT Guy,
Take the chair, really. I have zero interest in you leaning over me for the next howevermany minutes.
Assuming I did not break it, I do not care what went wrong with the machine.
You are spend a lot of time talking and I have no idea what you are talking about.
I do not have time for this conversation. Please just fix this and go away.
Alternately, once you tell me "its probably faster if you re-boot" go away and let me do that.
And stop looking down my shirt.
Ta,
Me