I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 12:14:01 pm PDT #8616 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Alright. Really funny, guys.

Who went and slowed down time?


Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2007 12:14:07 pm PDT #8617 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hmmm...

What do we think is worse, Goatse or Tub Girl?


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 12:14:57 pm PDT #8618 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've never seen Tub Girl. Or else successfully repressed it.

La la la la la... what a beautiful day, with flowers and puppies... la la la....


Pix - Oct 25, 2007 12:16:35 pm PDT #8619 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The school told everyone to stay inside today because air quality is so bad. I don't have AC; my only option for cooling my classroom is to open the windows and run my tiny Vornado. Does anyone see the problem here?

Yeah, my throat feels like someone lit a match and dropped it into my mouth. Time to get out of here.


aurelia - Oct 25, 2007 12:29:43 pm PDT #8620 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

What do we think is worse, Goatse or Tub Girl?

Oh, let's not start something that leads to links.


Tom Scola - Oct 25, 2007 12:30:32 pm PDT #8621 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Agreed. Some questions are best left unanswered, if not unasked in the first place.


Amy - Oct 25, 2007 12:33:29 pm PDT #8622 of 10001
Because books.

For whatever reason, I thought they were the same thing. And,um, I DO NOT want to know the difference.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 25, 2007 12:34:23 pm PDT #8623 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I did too, AmyLiz. But I googled. And I wish I hadn't.


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 12:35:18 pm PDT #8624 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Google can be used for evil, you know....


Daisy Jane - Oct 25, 2007 12:38:25 pm PDT #8625 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Sometimes you have to fight disturbing with disturbing [link]

Disclaimer: My link is not of the same nature as ita's link.