The school told everyone to stay inside today because air quality is so bad. I don't have AC; my only option for cooling my classroom is to open the windows and run my tiny Vornado. Does anyone see the problem here?

Yeah, my throat feels like someone lit a match and dropped it into my mouth. Time to get out of here.

What do we think is worse, Goatse or Tub Girl?

Oh, let's not start something that leads to links.

Agreed. Some questions are best left unanswered, if not unasked in the first place.

For whatever reason, I thought they were the same thing. And,um, I DO NOT want to know the difference.

I did too, AmyLiz. But I googled. And I wish I hadn't.

Google can be used for evil, you know....

Sometimes you have to fight disturbing with disturbing [link]

Disclaimer: My link is not of the same nature as ita's link.

I always heard the Zoot suit thing as having neat pleats, and a flipper zipper. Although a drape shape also makes sense.

Somebody should now come up with the canonical rhyme-words about shoes.

I'm going to say that DJ's link isn't one I could sit through. It kinda hurt.

The morning's ER visit broke the big pain. Didn't knock the small pain entirely out, sadly.

How come nobody told me about the new toilet culture?

And what was wrong with the *old* toilet culture?

Also, the last picture, at Jungle Jim's? That's in Cincinnati! (Well, a northern suburb. And trust me when I say the restroom is FAR from the wackiest thing about the store. There are, for instance, singing characters all over the store, Robin Hood hawking English fare, and a big fucking cheese that you can *watch* aging [like the Cheddarcam!], among others.)

Apparently the restroom has won an award. Makes me proud to be a Cincinnatian, let me tell you.