Allyson, isn't this the same apartment building that banned you from the common areas during most of the time you would actually want to use it after one noisy (nothing worse) party? You have asshat landlord and neighborhoods who don't understand personal boundaries. Yeah, totally time to move.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - Oct 25, 2007 11:19:26 am PDT #8610 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Tom Scola - Oct 25, 2007 11:19:38 am PDT #8611 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Fat Plants and Meat Beets
Is that better than a Zoot Suit with a drape shape and reet pleats?
Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2007 11:20:29 am PDT #8612 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OK, Scola just made me laugh to death.
tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 11:23:30 am PDT #8613 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yoda stamp the post office does release today
WASHINGTON - The U.S. Postal Service sought to harness the force Thursday, releasing a new postage stamp featuring Star Wars’ enigmatic Yoda, known for his odd syntax as well as his wisdom.
The Jedi master’s stamp was originally part of a multi-stamp Star Wars set and is now available as an individual stamp following a public vote on which of that set should receive special attention.
sarameg - Oct 25, 2007 11:38:58 am PDT #8614 of 10001
Noah made me happy and may have saved a tester's life.
aurelia - Oct 25, 2007 12:05:39 pm PDT #8615 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Happy birthday, Brenda!!
it is called a "Fish cat" - at least that's the direct translation
Hooray, I got it right! The chicken photos still make me laugh.
Joe's mom is fine, though they don't know *why* her heart went racing at 200 bpm for about 6 hours. Enzymes and other blood work came back normal and she'll have a stress test and other stuff with her PCP.
Aimee, my mom and my uncle both have that (and I’ve had a couple brief episodes). It usually hits my mom when she already sick or is fighting something off. She takes medication to keep it under control. Before she started the medication she could often make it stop by relaxing and controlling her breathing.
Well, in ita's defense, she did say it was worse than goatse
And tubgirl! Which was more than ample warning for me.
tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 12:14:01 pm PDT #8616 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Alright. Really funny, guys.
Who went and slowed down time?
Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2007 12:14:07 pm PDT #8617 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hmmm...
What do we think is worse, Goatse or Tub Girl?
tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 12:14:57 pm PDT #8618 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've never seen Tub Girl. Or else successfully repressed it.
La la la la la... what a beautiful day, with flowers and puppies... la la la....
Pix - Oct 25, 2007 12:16:35 pm PDT #8619 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
The school told everyone to stay inside today because air quality is so bad. I don't have AC; my only option for cooling my classroom is to open the windows and run my tiny Vornado. Does anyone see the problem here?
Yeah, my throat feels like someone lit a match and dropped it into my mouth. Time to get out of here.