ita's warning did say "worse than goatse," but then qualified that with "possibly" and added that it seemed to her both funnier and less scarring. There was no way on earth I was clicking that link, but the warning was just ambiguous enough that I read the whitefont, and oh how I wish I hadn't.

I am JZ.

I think I want to kill the test team. They pretty much dumped something in our lap, but said "you must use our testbase! But we won't actually configure your stuff for it or tell you how to! You'll just have to figure it out yourself because we're done!" We're not able to do any meaningful testing until we get the good goodamned testbase to work.

I hate it when people think they've got a good idea.

sarameg, e-mail the test team ita's link.

Anonymously.

ita's link has scarred me. I don't know how to make it go away.

ION, there was screaming in my apartment building. Followed by suicide threats, and asking me to "watch" the the suicidal person on Saturday.

Um. You don't want that. Because I'll be driving her ass to a hospital.

I really need to move.

Thanks, guys. In the ER, verrrry doped up. I have a really nice nurse which helps offset the screaming girl who's apparently in a great deal of distress. Her mother was talking about her outside my door, using terms like 'street drugs' and 'possibly prostitution.' Parenting is hard.

Okay. Back to dreamtime. Loopy, loopy, looped. I heard them say that giving someone about this much dilauded is similar to 30mg of

Hang in there, ita.

Allyson, eek. Yeah, that's above and beyond neighborly obligations, even in a place as tight-knit as yours.

Glad the nurse is nice, and hope the dilaudid does its job, and you get home safely.

Sorry the building denizens are crossing boundaries, Allyson.

Operation Don't Be a Total Douchebag

That dude in Atlanta is doomed, then.

And, screaming people are very upsetting. I strive to live a life where there is no screaming near me. This would also explain why I never go to the doctor, huh?

Thanks, guys. In the ER, verrrry doped up. I have a really nice nurse which helps offset the screaming girl who's apparently in a great deal of distress. Her mother was talking about her outside my door, using terms like 'street drugs' and 'possibly prostitution.' Parenting is hard.

Hmmm.... does it count as "drug seeking" if you're trying to get them to drug someone else?

Feel better, ita. Hang in there.

Morphine 30mg of morphine. See what I mean?

Discharge instructions being written up.