Thanks, guys. In the ER, verrrry doped up. I have a really nice nurse which helps offset the screaming girl who's apparently in a great deal of distress. Her mother was talking about her outside my door, using terms like 'street drugs' and 'possibly prostitution.' Parenting is hard.

Hmmm.... does it count as "drug seeking" if you're trying to get them to drug someone else?

Feel better, ita. Hang in there.

Morphine 30mg of morphine. See what I mean?

Discharge instructions being written up.

Natter 55: Don't Read ita's Whitefont.

If we do that, I am so proposing Natter 56: Oh God, When Will We Learn?

Followed by suicide threats, and asking me to "watch" the the suicidal person on Saturday.

What they should ask you to do is buy them some boundaries since they seem to be fresh out. I've been on what amounted to suicide watch once, for one of the two people on the whole frickin' planet who have the right to ask that sort of thing of me, and it was probably the most nightmarish experience of my life.

Yeah. I'm not wanting to go home. At all. I can't take it anymore.

I dont know what you do in situations like this when you don't have health insurance or a family who can help.

That dude in Atlanta is doomed, then.

I say we shoot him into space. There's room for his ego out there!

Allyson's neighbors expect a lot from her... I don't even know my neighbors names! And I like it like that!

I need some job~ma for my boss, who is in a conflict with Big!Boss right now. She is afraid it will come down to a "my way or the Highway moment", and so am I. And because of the trickle-down effect, if my boss leaves I will be looking for another job as soon as my six month probation as Administrative Assistant is up. Grrr.

Oy vey, Allyson. I'm pretty sure that someone who needs "watching" would benefit from that watching being done by professionals.

Morphine 30mg of morphine. See what I mean?

I am so glad you completed that sentence!

I just got to a point where I'm not sure what to do next at work. I mean, I have to make up what comes next. It's been a long time since this has happened.

Happy birthday, Brenda!

Wait, so according to Trudy I'm not allowed to have a fishing cat OR the super-cool skull memento mori watch? I disagree with both of those rulings.

I did not click ita's link. I did not read the whitefont. See, I am the sensible one amongst you people. So obviously I can be trusted with a giant cat as a pet and an antique skull watch as an accessory. Obviously.

Okay. I've finished grading all the written tests, engineering drawings, and animations. All I have left is the architectural drawings and essays. Stamina-ma, please?

antidote to rage and to ita's links: video of Noah playing and giggling [link]