Now she's talking about trimming her pubic hair in the shower.
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dude, she's getting TMI in your Nerdhole.
My next door neighbor is out on the shared back porch, smoking a cigarette and talking to somebody on the phone and just said: "Disclaimer: I want to have sex with you on psychedelics."
Wow...
In the unlikely event that your neighbor was serious... it could be the 60's equivalent to drinking to make someone pretty or closing your eyes during sex. The only problem would be that the possiblity you could have a stray thought and end up accidentally having sex with the state of Wyoming.
Matt, find if the landlord in the soulless large place with the ugly carpet would go halves on a cheap new carpet in a color you could stand...
Umm I'm assuming that would make the place much more livable for you. Cause if there is nothing you hate, and it is comfortable and convenient, furniture, pictures, knick-knacks and so on can add soul.
Now I want to kiss Plei. I hope that isn't TMI.
...psychedelic...
Now she's talking about trimming her pubic hair in the shower.
You know if whoever is talking to her ends up having sex with her they must really really be desperate.
Dude, she's getting TMI in your Nerdhole.
There was also a minor (justifiable) rant about not being able to wear form fitting clothes because she's busty because it comes off as too overtly sexual. (She's a nurse.) There was a fair amount of chat about shaving her pussy and getting a Brazilian (she's ambivalent) but she did trim it a lot in the shower, but she's so abundantly furry down there it only made a dent.
Also, I now know her cell phone number since she called somebody else to give her a wakeup call.
Does anybody want to call her at about 8am tomorrow PST? "Dear busty fur-puss nurse. It's time for you to go to work. Please don't eat shrooms on the job and fuck your resident."
Kissing Plei is a pretty sane choice to make.
Singularly, truly awful: [link] NSFW, possibly worse than goatse or tubgirl, although I find it strangely funnier than either, and oddly less scarring.
But not by much.
Note to self: clicking on ita's links is a BAD IDEA.
You KNOW this.
I have a feeling that that nicely specific disclaimer (ita's, not Neighbor Nurse's) is everybody's friend.