Dude, she's getting TMI in your Nerdhole.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
P.M. Marc - Oct 24, 2007 8:09:19 pm PDT #8454 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
BigDuluth - Oct 24, 2007 8:09:31 pm PDT #8455 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
My next door neighbor is out on the shared back porch, smoking a cigarette and talking to somebody on the phone and just said: "Disclaimer: I want to have sex with you on psychedelics."
Wow...
In the unlikely event that your neighbor was serious... it could be the 60's equivalent to drinking to make someone pretty or closing your eyes during sex. The only problem would be that the possiblity you could have a stray thought and end up accidentally having sex with the state of Wyoming.
Typo Boy - Oct 24, 2007 8:09:40 pm PDT #8456 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Matt, find if the landlord in the soulless large place with the ugly carpet would go halves on a cheap new carpet in a color you could stand...
Umm I'm assuming that would make the place much more livable for you. Cause if there is nothing you hate, and it is comfortable and convenient, furniture, pictures, knick-knacks and so on can add soul.
Burrell - Oct 24, 2007 8:11:37 pm PDT #8457 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Now I want to kiss Plei. I hope that isn't TMI.
Typo Boy - Oct 24, 2007 8:11:48 pm PDT #8458 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
...psychedelic...
Now she's talking about trimming her pubic hair in the shower.
You know if whoever is talking to her ends up having sex with her they must really really be desperate.
DavidS - Oct 24, 2007 8:14:53 pm PDT #8459 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dude, she's getting TMI in your Nerdhole.
There was also a minor (justifiable) rant about not being able to wear form fitting clothes because she's busty because it comes off as too overtly sexual. (She's a nurse.) There was a fair amount of chat about shaving her pussy and getting a Brazilian (she's ambivalent) but she did trim it a lot in the shower, but she's so abundantly furry down there it only made a dent.
Also, I now know her cell phone number since she called somebody else to give her a wakeup call.
Does anybody want to call her at about 8am tomorrow PST? "Dear busty fur-puss nurse. It's time for you to go to work. Please don't eat shrooms on the job and fuck your resident."
§ ita § - Oct 24, 2007 8:31:40 pm PDT #8460 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kissing Plei is a pretty sane choice to make.
Singularly, truly awful: [link] NSFW, possibly worse than goatse or tubgirl, although I find it strangely funnier than either, and oddly less scarring.
But not by much.
P.M. Marc - Oct 24, 2007 8:33:34 pm PDT #8461 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Note to self: clicking on ita's links is a BAD IDEA.
You KNOW this.
-t - Oct 24, 2007 8:37:10 pm PDT #8462 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I have a feeling that that nicely specific disclaimer (ita's, not Neighbor Nurse's) is everybody's friend.
BigDuluth - Oct 24, 2007 8:37:27 pm PDT #8463 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Since I'm not clicking it... someone tell me what it is (white font if you have to)