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Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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DavidS - Oct 24, 2007 8:14:53 pm PDT #8459 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude, she's getting TMI in your Nerdhole.

There was also a minor (justifiable) rant about not being able to wear form fitting clothes because she's busty because it comes off as too overtly sexual. (She's a nurse.) There was a fair amount of chat about shaving her pussy and getting a Brazilian (she's ambivalent) but she did trim it a lot in the shower, but she's so abundantly furry down there it only made a dent.

Also, I now know her cell phone number since she called somebody else to give her a wakeup call.

Does anybody want to call her at about 8am tomorrow PST? "Dear busty fur-puss nurse. It's time for you to go to work. Please don't eat shrooms on the job and fuck your resident."

§ ita § - Oct 24, 2007 8:31:40 pm PDT #8460 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kissing Plei is a pretty sane choice to make.

Singularly, truly awful: [link] NSFW, possibly worse than goatse or tubgirl, although I find it strangely funnier than either, and oddly less scarring.

But not by much.

P.M. Marc - Oct 24, 2007 8:33:34 pm PDT #8461 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Note to self: clicking on ita's links is a BAD IDEA.

You KNOW this.

-t - Oct 24, 2007 8:37:10 pm PDT #8462 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have a feeling that that nicely specific disclaimer (ita's, not Neighbor Nurse's) is everybody's friend.

BigDuluth - Oct 24, 2007 8:37:27 pm PDT #8463 of 10001

"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Since I'm not clicking it... someone tell me what it is (white font if you have to)

§ ita § - Oct 24, 2007 8:40:27 pm PDT #8464 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's video, BigD (look away, folks, it may leak through whitefont) of two women eating a cup of foamy shit one of them crapped out, frenching each other, and then puking into each other's mouths.

BigDuluth - Oct 24, 2007 8:45:05 pm PDT #8465 of 10001

"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

I saw it start to video and realized that if one picture wasn't disturbing enough for it...

I can only wonder how much one gets paid for such things.

§ ita § - Oct 24, 2007 8:45:56 pm PDT #8466 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's my question too. Were they honestly enjoying themselves?

Strega - Oct 24, 2007 8:48:21 pm PDT #8467 of 10001

ita's links don't usually bother me because Ellis has already turned my brain into scar tissue, but I had to make that go away around the 15-second mark. Reading the whitefont makes me feel like that was very wise.

You win this time.

I'm gonna think about unicorns and rainbows for a while now. Oog.

Lee - Oct 24, 2007 8:49:18 pm PDT #8468 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So where exactly do you find these things, ita, and why?

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