Spears' Visitation Rights Are Suspended

LOS ANGELES — Britney Spears may not visit her two young children until she complies with a court order.

The ruling by Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon, dated Wednesday, was the latest chapter in the custody battle between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline.

It was not immediately clear what orders Spears had defied.

Huh.

I got chicken makhani instead.

Occasionally, being food-adventurous has its drawbacks. I went out to the local sushi bar last night thinking sashimi would work with the Atkins diet, and got snookered in by the tiger shrimp tataki they had on the special board. Four limp, soggy gray uncooked shrimp mixed in with wilted lettuce and raw onions, seasoned with a sauce that tasted like dirt and had bits of what I'm pretty sure was cork scattered throughout. Ugh. Though the manager did comp me a beef tataki dish that—while about four steps undercooked for my liking—at least didn't give the impression that someone had found it under a rock in their garden.

I got chicken makhani instead.

Where?

Hee--a nice depiction of yesterday's "Drivers never use blinkers!" conversation...

Google is God

I'm not sure how I feel about a deity being a publically-traded company. Generally speaking, godhead + profit motive = something Borgia-flavored, and not in a good way.

Also, if Google is god, does that mean all their employees are priests? Is the company salad bar the garden of Eden??

...man, I could make those jokes all day.

Also, if Google is god, does that mean all their employees are priests? Is the company salad bar the garden of Eden??

And what about all those pigeons? Are they holy animals?

Where?

Diwan-E-Khaas II on Nassau and Maiden Ln. I think there might be a Diwan-E-Khaas I closer to you, though.

I got chicken makhani instead.

That's not a cookie!

Thanks for the tip, Tom. I am always looking for some good chicken makhni. One of the Diwan delivers via seamlessweb, I think.