Thanks for the tip, Tom. I am always looking for some good chicken makhni. One of the Diwan delivers via seamlessweb, I think.

Also, if Google is god, does that mean all their employees are priests? Is the company salad bar the garden of Eden??

Where would we go to to find the answers to these questions? Hmm....

But has Google created anything?

So this whole "baldness" thing was solved back in 1938....

Science Says Many are Unnecessarily Bald

Simple Vacuum Helmet Creating a Sensation

Your falling hair or baldness may be unnecessary. Many cases of baldness are said to be caused by deficient blood supply to the hair roots. If your case is like that, there is hope for a full head of hair. Science’s newest invention—the vacuum helmet—draws rich, nourishing blood to dormant hair roots with very first treatment. New development—the Hydro-Vac Machine, runs on your water faucet. Embodies same principle as machines costing $150.00. Yet so inexpensive anyone can now afford to use it at home. Money back, cheerfully if it doesn’t grow hair on your head.

But has Google created anything?

Google Earth and Google Sky

And Google Waters and Google Firmament.

So apparently Oral Roberts had some opinions on homosexuality....

“The vagina. Only one organ made can bring forth life. It’s the male organ. It’s not, in lesbianism, for the tongue of a female goes into the vagina of another female. It’s not in the male, where the male organ goes into the part of the body where the… the waste matter comes out of the body as poison, and he penetrates that part of the body in homosexuality. It’s not to be put in the mouth of the man, or the mouth of the man or the woman…. It is the male organ, penetrating the vagina of the woman, the male and the female.”

I'm glad that's cleared up....

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This comes from a wonkette thing on the whole sex scandal currently hitting Oral Roberts University:

Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts announced yesterday that he will take a leave of absence from his position of 14 years. It comes in the wake of a lawsuit filed by three ex-ORU professors claiming that Roberts and the administration knowingly employed a proven sexual deviant and let him run all willy-nilly about campus. The lawsuit also accused his wife, Lindsay Roberts, of screwing a 16-year-old boy, a situation in which we fail to see the controversy.

Not just willy-nilly, but all willy-nilly! No wonder it became a problem!

Someone took an ordinary dog, and made it wear a costume that is not Jilli-safe: [link]

Only one organ made can bring forth life. It’s the male organ.

I beg pardon!?!