Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Oct 18, 2007 7:11:27 am PDT #7262 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I got chicken makhani instead.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 18, 2007 7:13:18 am PDT #7263 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Occasionally, being food-adventurous has its drawbacks. I went out to the local sushi bar last night thinking sashimi would work with the Atkins diet, and got snookered in by the tiger shrimp tataki they had on the special board. Four limp, soggy gray uncooked shrimp mixed in with wilted lettuce and raw onions, seasoned with a sauce that tasted like dirt and had bits of what I'm pretty sure was cork scattered throughout. Ugh. Though the manager did comp me a beef tataki dish that—while about four steps undercooked for my liking—at least didn't give the impression that someone had found it under a rock in their garden.


bon bon - Oct 18, 2007 7:14:31 am PDT #7264 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I got chicken makhani instead.

Where?


Kathy A - Oct 18, 2007 7:17:29 am PDT #7265 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hee--a nice depiction of yesterday's "Drivers never use blinkers!" conversation...


Nutty - Oct 18, 2007 7:23:22 am PDT #7266 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Google is God

I'm not sure how I feel about a deity being a publically-traded company. Generally speaking, godhead + profit motive = something Borgia-flavored, and not in a good way.

Also, if Google is god, does that mean all their employees are priests? Is the company salad bar the garden of Eden??

...man, I could make those jokes all day.


tommyrot - Oct 18, 2007 7:26:11 am PDT #7267 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, if Google is god, does that mean all their employees are priests? Is the company salad bar the garden of Eden??

And what about all those pigeons? Are they holy animals?


Tom Scola - Oct 18, 2007 7:26:47 am PDT #7268 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Where?

Diwan-E-Khaas II on Nassau and Maiden Ln. I think there might be a Diwan-E-Khaas I closer to you, though.


Steph L. - Oct 18, 2007 7:26:57 am PDT #7269 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I got chicken makhani instead.

That's not a cookie!


bon bon - Oct 18, 2007 7:28:54 am PDT #7270 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Thanks for the tip, Tom. I am always looking for some good chicken makhni. One of the Diwan delivers via seamlessweb, I think.


Gudanov - Oct 18, 2007 7:29:43 am PDT #7271 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Also, if Google is god, does that mean all their employees are priests? Is the company salad bar the garden of Eden??

Where would we go to to find the answers to these questions? Hmm....