My favorite part in the policies I've had is the formulas for how much dismemberment = death, in terms of payout. One hand and one foot = death. One foot and the sight in one eye = death.
Jayne: Here's a little concept I been workin' on. Why don't we shoot her first? Wash: It is her turn.
'Serenity'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Oct 08, 2007 6:12:10 pm PDT #5723 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
BigDuluth - Oct 08, 2007 6:19:10 pm PDT #5724 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
My favorite part in the policies I've had is the formulas for how much dismemberment = death, in terms of payout. One hand and one foot = death. One foot and the sight in one eye = death.
wait... huh?
Oh and does this also mean someone with one eye and one foot no longer has a soul financially?
Allyson - Oct 08, 2007 6:22:17 pm PDT #5725 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You know, you'd think he'd mention something like that so I could tell my mom to watch. It's not like I don't talk to him like every day.
Bastard.
tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 7:00:16 pm PDT #5726 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Burrell - Oct 08, 2007 7:10:37 pm PDT #5727 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
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BigDuluth - Oct 08, 2007 7:12:12 pm PDT #5728 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Wow... that is the best example of a dog requiring the BEWARE OF DOG sign I have ever seen.
EDIT: I'm with Burrell on this one...
JenP - Oct 08, 2007 7:12:38 pm PDT #5729 of 10001
Oh, my word. Listen to Burrell. I didn't, and I've paid the price.
tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 7:15:10 pm PDT #5730 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, it's just as God mad it....
billytea - Oct 08, 2007 7:20:40 pm PDT #5731 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, it's just as God mad it....
Yes, because God has started throwing in a free syringe with every manic chihuahua. And, apparently, starting co-sponsoring them with Satan.
BigDuluth - Oct 08, 2007 7:22:20 pm PDT #5732 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Oh, it's just as God made it....
If by that you mean pale, sharp, stabby and pissed then yes, it is just as God made it.