My favorite part in the policies I've had is the formulas for how much dismemberment = death, in terms of payout. One hand and one foot = death. One foot and the sight in one eye = death.
wait... huh?
Oh and does this also mean someone with one eye and one foot no longer has a soul financially?
You know, you'd think he'd mention something like that so I could tell my mom to watch. It's not like I don't talk to him like every day.
Bastard.
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Wow... that is the best example of a dog requiring the BEWARE OF DOG sign I have ever seen.
EDIT: I'm with Burrell on this one...
Oh, my word. Listen to Burrell. I didn't, and I've paid the price.
Oh, it's just as God mad it....
Oh, it's just as God mad it....
Yes, because God has started throwing in a free syringe with every manic chihuahua. And, apparently, starting co-sponsoring them with Satan.
Oh, it's just as God made it....
If by that you mean pale, sharp, stabby and pissed then yes, it is just as God made it.
If by that you mean pale, sharp, stabby and pissed then yes, it is just as God made it.
Technically, that's how God made mantis shrimp.