Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.

'Bushwhacked'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 6:02:37 pm PDT #5719 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, if you lose a bunch of fingers, but then doctors remove a toe or two and use them to replace missing fingers....

Or what happens if you lose a pinkie, but then a top-secret government program gives you a bionic pinkie?


BigDuluth - Oct 08, 2007 6:03:10 pm PDT #5720 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Yeah, 'cuz you might lose your hand to injury, but if the fingers are intact they could attach them to your wrist.

It's sorta like the original ROTJedi Ewok playset. It had that little elevator that you could wind up and down. If you lose the whole playset you technically could still keep the elevator but wouldn't have much use for it.


amych - Oct 08, 2007 6:06:15 pm PDT #5721 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

HA-HA!! BD likes Ewoks!


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 6:07:51 pm PDT #5722 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub
Ah toe meet toe peechee keene
G'noop dock fling oh ah.


Ginger - Oct 08, 2007 6:12:10 pm PDT #5723 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My favorite part in the policies I've had is the formulas for how much dismemberment = death, in terms of payout. One hand and one foot = death. One foot and the sight in one eye = death.


BigDuluth - Oct 08, 2007 6:19:10 pm PDT #5724 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

My favorite part in the policies I've had is the formulas for how much dismemberment = death, in terms of payout. One hand and one foot = death. One foot and the sight in one eye = death.

wait... huh?

Oh and does this also mean someone with one eye and one foot no longer has a soul financially?


Allyson - Oct 08, 2007 6:22:17 pm PDT #5725 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You know, you'd think he'd mention something like that so I could tell my mom to watch. It's not like I don't talk to him like every day.

Bastard.


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 7:00:16 pm PDT #5726 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Doggie.


Burrell - Oct 08, 2007 7:10:37 pm PDT #5727 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

t Buffista PSA

WARNING:

DO NOT under any circumstance CLICK on tommyrot's link

t /PSA


BigDuluth - Oct 08, 2007 7:12:12 pm PDT #5728 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Wow... that is the best example of a dog requiring the BEWARE OF DOG sign I have ever seen.

EDIT: I'm with Burrell on this one...