I am cleaning things up in this office preparatory to my leaving. The person who worked in this office before I did was a temp. I know, because her timesheets are here. As are documents with her social security number, address, and birthdate. I could completely identity fraud her.
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
'Serenity'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 14, 2007 6:44:46 am PDT #495 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
sumi - Sep 14, 2007 6:46:53 am PDT #496 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
lisah - have you checked out her website?
§ ita § - Sep 14, 2007 6:48:00 am PDT #497 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That dress is hot! And I mean that in a non-Paris Hiltonian way.
Whenever I'm trying to work out what to wear to an event I hit up bluefly.com. Even if I don't end up shopping from there they make sorting and searching easy, and it helps to crystallise what might work.
Okay, dressed and off to work. Terribly exciting.
lisah - Sep 14, 2007 6:51:03 am PDT #498 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
lisah - have you checked out her website?
It doesn't seem to have that dress. I just love the green on green of it.
Whenever I'm trying to work out what to wear to an event I hit up bluefly.com. Even if I don't end up shopping from there they make sorting and searching easy, and it helps to crystallise what might work.
That's a good idea.
I have secured a bunch of helium filled red balloons for my act tomorrow. I hope 15 will be enough to imply 99.
tommyrot - Sep 14, 2007 6:53:05 am PDT #499 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have secured a bunch of helium filled red balloons for my act tomorrow. I hope 15 will be enough to imply 99.
You could do what the Soviets would do during their military parades - they'd have squadrons of planes flying over the parade route. Then some of the planes would circle around and fly over again, giving the impression they had more planes than they really did.
shrift - Sep 14, 2007 6:53:15 am PDT #500 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I could completely identity fraud her.
So YOU'RE the one who was using my credit card to buy gas in Connecticut! I see what you did there! I am hip to your scheme!
Dana - Sep 14, 2007 6:53:18 am PDT #501 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I have secured a bunch of helium filled red balloons for my act tomorrow. I hope 15 will be enough to imply 99.
You could go with 11, and sing "11 times 9 red balloons..."
bon bon - Sep 14, 2007 6:54:14 am PDT #502 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
One time I was at bar karaoke and someone did 99 Luftballoons in German. Pretty sure he got a standing O.
Dana - Sep 14, 2007 6:54:45 am PDT #503 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
So YOU'RE the one who was using my credit card to buy gas in Connecticut! I see what you did there! I am hip to your scheme!
I even know your birthdate and address, but despite the many times we have shared a bed, you weren't fool enough to give me your SSN.
It's kind of weird, trying to figure out what went on with her from the paperwork she left behind. Was she just really disorganized, or didn't care, or was she fired and escorted from the building?
I get calls for her a few times a week, too. Never local numbers.
Daisy Jane - Sep 14, 2007 6:56:04 am PDT #504 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
"Friday Night Lights" gets Salon's "Buffy" award for the most underappreciated show of the year.
Yay! Though the letters were mildly upsetting.
Today is a musicy day.
1. Elvis is on Terri Gross talking about the rerelease of My Aim is True.
2. Last night we went to see the video DJ (I would need at least three whole posts to 'splain how very awesome he is. We saw LL Cool J, The Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's, The Ramones, Pat Benetar, Dirty Vegas and a bunch of others I'd never heard of- which reminds me, has anybody heard of or seen a video that's kind of 50's style line drawings and there's a moustache that flies around and makes everything pink? I keep asking the DJ the name and always forget the next morning).
3. A sample of last night:
Urban Dance Squad-Deeper Shade of Soul
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The Knife-Pass This On
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The Avalanches-Frontier Psychology
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