I have secured a bunch of helium filled red balloons for my act tomorrow. I hope 15 will be enough to imply 99.
You could go with 11, and sing "11 times 9 red balloons..."
I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 14, 2007 6:53:18 am PDT #501 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
bon bon - Sep 14, 2007 6:54:14 am PDT #502 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
One time I was at bar karaoke and someone did 99 Luftballoons in German. Pretty sure he got a standing O.
Dana - Sep 14, 2007 6:54:45 am PDT #503 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
So YOU'RE the one who was using my credit card to buy gas in Connecticut! I see what you did there! I am hip to your scheme!
I even know your birthdate and address, but despite the many times we have shared a bed, you weren't fool enough to give me your SSN.
It's kind of weird, trying to figure out what went on with her from the paperwork she left behind. Was she just really disorganized, or didn't care, or was she fired and escorted from the building?
I get calls for her a few times a week, too. Never local numbers.
Daisy Jane - Sep 14, 2007 6:56:04 am PDT #504 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
"Friday Night Lights" gets Salon's "Buffy" award for the most underappreciated show of the year.
Yay! Though the letters were mildly upsetting.
Today is a musicy day.
1. Elvis is on Terri Gross talking about the rerelease of My Aim is True.
2. Last night we went to see the video DJ (I would need at least three whole posts to 'splain how very awesome he is. We saw LL Cool J, The Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's, The Ramones, Pat Benetar, Dirty Vegas and a bunch of others I'd never heard of- which reminds me, has anybody heard of or seen a video that's kind of 50's style line drawings and there's a moustache that flies around and makes everything pink? I keep asking the DJ the name and always forget the next morning).
3. A sample of last night:
Urban Dance Squad-Deeper Shade of Soul
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The Knife-Pass This On
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The Avalanches-Frontier Psychology
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shrift - Sep 14, 2007 7:05:05 am PDT #505 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Now it smells like ass and Sweet Tarts. What?
I even know your birthdate and address, but despite the many times we have shared a bed, you weren't fool enough to give me your SSN.
I'll have to find a good hiding places for my documents before I sleep with you again.
meara - Sep 14, 2007 7:10:38 am PDT #506 of 10001
Ooh, Daisy, I'd heard (and see a drag performance) to Frontier Psychiatrist, but never seen a video. Just as bizarre as the song...
[edit: and this is an awesome mashup of that song and Crazy]
Sue - Sep 14, 2007 7:15:24 am PDT #507 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Lisah, I love that dress!
I got a little nudge about my internet use. (Not never, but not so much.) So I'll be around more sporadically. Maybe. I am also applying for a couple of jobs...so the at work surfing may go down to nill.
§ ita § - Sep 14, 2007 7:17:15 am PDT #508 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lisa, you could just number the balloons 85-99 to imply the existence of the rest of them.
Daisy Jane - Sep 14, 2007 7:18:02 am PDT #509 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ooh, Daisy, I'd heard (and see a drag performance) to Frontier Psychiatrist, but never seen a video. Just as bizarre as the song...
It is! There's another one by them that's also strange and a little sad.
Since I Left You
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Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2007 7:21:26 am PDT #510 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm not sure what brand, but I would put my dollar on Jimmy Dean.
Chocolate chip waffle sausage on a stick!!!