Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Sep 14, 2007 5:31:47 am PDT #476 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

No longer alone in the freezing room. Must pretend to work now. Woe.


Jesse - Sep 14, 2007 5:34:05 am PDT #477 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm teaching my friends' babies to speak fake French!

Hohn hohn hohn!


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2007 5:35:47 am PDT #478 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh! You could teach babies to speak fake Swedish. Then let them watch the Swedish Chef.

Hilarity would ensue.


sumi - Sep 14, 2007 5:47:11 am PDT #479 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Baby ridgeback - I love the picture where the pup and the older do are looking to the left with the exact same expression.


DavidS - Sep 14, 2007 5:51:11 am PDT #480 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not clear-headed enough to be eloquent, but grateful and relieved I can handle.

Woot!

::draws smiley face on page of drug protocols in ita's file at the ER::

Holy moly, it's total chaos time at Chez Zmayhem trying to get Emmett and Matilda (and one clean and caffeinated adult) out the door in half an hour. JZ's gone to do the East Bay run so I can write.

We mostly speak Matilda's own brand of gibberish which has a lot of pleasing glottal stops. Diggit Diggit Googoglezzhh Aye!


sumi - Sep 14, 2007 5:53:35 am PDT #481 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Matt Saracen - am I mistaken or is he looking rather. . . wet?


DavidS - Sep 14, 2007 5:55:32 am PDT #482 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

One drippy lad for ita's file.

We just saw Tina Fey's ad for American Express this morning. Very funny. "The Nanny says it's Octopus time."


Emily - Sep 14, 2007 6:01:57 am PDT #483 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I'm teaching my friends' babies to speak fake French!

Apparently I spontaneously started speaking fake French as a four-year-old because I was tired of being left out of (French) conversations.


§ ita § - Sep 14, 2007 6:02:10 am PDT #484 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wake up this morning to see I was drugged out posting here in a couple threads as well as LJ. I do remember the status report text messages I sent out. But not two minutes ago I settle down to email my GP to tell him about the successful ER visit and right there in my inbox is a reply from him about same.

Oops. I may need to enact a no-internet protocol for about 8 hours after dilaudid. So far I haven't done anything bad, but who knows?


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 14, 2007 6:08:26 am PDT #485 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

One viewer donated $35,000 for the right to program an entire hour and requested continuous play of Nena's "99 Luftballons" and "99 Red Balloons" videos for an entire hour. The station broadcasted the videos as requested from 2:00 to 3:00 p.m. EST on March 26, 2006

Clearly Zach Braff has too much money.