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And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?

Xander ,'End of Days'

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Trudy Booth - Sep 26, 2007 12:58:55 pm PDT #3229 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Goodness, what kinds of gas are YOU passing? Unless they were all in a bathtub, the emitted evidence itself should not be visible. Right?

Uh, this was why I made the joke. Gas isn't visible so watching film footage ain't gonna do it.

I pretty much took it as GC intended... but then with the question I started picturing tiny little hello kitties being farted and laughed. because I'm nine. I'm not even twelve.

Allyson - Sep 26, 2007 1:00:28 pm PDT #3230 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The University of Arizona's ultra-ambitious "Dark Web" project "aims to systematically collect and analyze all terrorist-generated content on the Web,"

I suggest every blogger use the phrase, "death to america" somewhere in every blog post.

It could even be, "Those 'death to america' people really blow."

Glamcookie - Sep 26, 2007 1:02:58 pm PDT #3231 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I started picturing tiny little hello kitties being farted and laughed

HAHAHAHAHAHA! And I had already cracked up at the thought of the gas showing up on film! "No, no, no...Hey, what's that? [puff of smoke rising from ass] There he is! Get him!"

tommyrot - Sep 26, 2007 1:04:23 pm PDT #3232 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I suggest every blogger use the phrase, "death to america" somewhere in every blog post.

Heh.

ION, I am so death to america tired. I want to go home death to america. But I death to america have to stay here another hour death to america.

Maybe my boss will death to america leave early death to america so I can sneak out.

Glamcookie - Sep 26, 2007 1:06:07 pm PDT #3233 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

death to america

This reminded me: iTunes now has ringtones and I was perusing some of the songs on there. They listed the top 50 or so ringtones and I cracked up to see America, Fuck Yeah on the list! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pete, Husband of Jilli - Sep 26, 2007 1:26:47 pm PDT #3234 of 10001

"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I was tempted to change my tagline to "Not Pete Wentz" but... well, no, I don't think I need to encourage this association any further even with a statement in the negative.

shrift - Sep 26, 2007 1:35:14 pm PDT #3235 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was tempted to change my tagline to "Not Pete Wentz" but... well, no, I don't think I need to encourage this association any further even with a statement in the negative.

I totally know the difference between the two of you! You're much taller and I'm pretty sure you never dated Mikey Way.

brenda m - Sep 26, 2007 1:45:40 pm PDT #3236 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Pssst. I think I spotted a terrorist.

meara - Sep 26, 2007 2:28:22 pm PDT #3237 of 10001

Boo on stupid people yelling things out the car window. Somehow, having comments made to me by people sitting on their stoops is way better. I think I'll miss that, in Seattle.

20th high school reunion (the first one she'd attended), when she ran into a guy she had been friendly with (but not really friends) back in school. She went up to him and said hi, and right at the beginning of the conversation he said, "Well, you were fat in school then and you're still fat now."

Obviously, she needed to be Jared the Subway Guy. Who was at my ten year reunion. Looking quite thin.

When I was in high-school I had a car with a PA speaker under the hood.

That is SO COOL! Jealous.

I am so death to america tired

That one actually sounds kinda cool. Kinda makes sense.

§ ita § - Sep 26, 2007 2:33:16 pm PDT #3238 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I work with a very pleasant guy.

I just thought I'd mention it. Next time you see me kvetching about one co-worker or another, say "But ita! You work with that pleasant guy!"

Maybe it will help.

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