I started picturing tiny little hello kitties being farted and laughed
HAHAHAHAHAHA! And I had already cracked up at the thought of the gas showing up on film! "No, no, no...Hey, what's that? [puff of smoke rising from ass] There he is! Get him!"
The Bay City Rollers, now that's music.
Giles ,'Sleeper'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Glamcookie - Sep 26, 2007 1:02:58 pm PDT #3231 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2007 1:04:23 pm PDT #3232 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I suggest every blogger use the phrase, "death to america" somewhere in every blog post.
Heh.
ION, I am so death to america tired. I want to go home death to america. But I death to america have to stay here another hour death to america.
Maybe my boss will death to america leave early death to america so I can sneak out.
Glamcookie - Sep 26, 2007 1:06:07 pm PDT #3233 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
death to america
This reminded me: iTunes now has ringtones and I was perusing some of the songs on there. They listed the top 50 or so ringtones and I cracked up to see America, Fuck Yeah on the list! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Sep 26, 2007 1:26:47 pm PDT #3234 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
I was tempted to change my tagline to "Not Pete Wentz" but... well, no, I don't think I need to encourage this association any further even with a statement in the negative.
shrift - Sep 26, 2007 1:35:14 pm PDT #3235 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I was tempted to change my tagline to "Not Pete Wentz" but... well, no, I don't think I need to encourage this association any further even with a statement in the negative.
I totally know the difference between the two of you! You're much taller and I'm pretty sure you never dated Mikey Way.
brenda m - Sep 26, 2007 1:45:40 pm PDT #3236 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Pssst. I think I spotted a terrorist.
meara - Sep 26, 2007 2:28:22 pm PDT #3237 of 10001
Boo on stupid people yelling things out the car window. Somehow, having comments made to me by people sitting on their stoops is way better. I think I'll miss that, in Seattle.
20th high school reunion (the first one she'd attended), when she ran into a guy she had been friendly with (but not really friends) back in school. She went up to him and said hi, and right at the beginning of the conversation he said, "Well, you were fat in school then and you're still fat now."
Obviously, she needed to be Jared the Subway Guy. Who was at my ten year reunion. Looking quite thin.
When I was in high-school I had a car with a PA speaker under the hood.
That is SO COOL! Jealous.
I am so death to america tired
That one actually sounds kinda cool. Kinda makes sense.
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2007 2:33:16 pm PDT #3238 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I work with a very pleasant guy.
I just thought I'd mention it. Next time you see me kvetching about one co-worker or another, say "But ita! You work with that pleasant guy!"
Maybe it will help.
Strega - Sep 26, 2007 2:36:42 pm PDT #3239 of 10001
Because lolcat nonsense still haven't gotten boring to me: Lolthulhu.
Jessica - Sep 26, 2007 2:46:32 pm PDT #3240 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
ARGH.
My cable box once again mysteriously turned itself off last night, causing the poor ignorant Tivo to record 4 hours of black instead of Damages, Eureka, House, TDS and Colbert. And now I have nothing to watch tonight until prime time starts.
t kicks Cablevision
And now off to read the LOLthulhus.