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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Allyson - Sep 26, 2007 10:40:49 am PDT #3188 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My body issues are epic, and I definitely have had the horrible insult yelled at me on more than one occassion, which just sort of cements the issue.

Weirdly, though, the book publishing thing has helped the self-image issues out a bit. It has nothing to do with my physical appearance, but I can sort of pump myself up a bit on the thought that whatever else I may be, I'm also a published author, which is something that stays on my resume long after the taunters lose their physical beauty.

So there.

Jessica - Sep 26, 2007 10:41:16 am PDT #3189 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am also a 20-something who does not shout insults out of my car window. Of course, I don't have a car. Oh, and I'm not a juvenile asshat with the emotional maturity of a cucumber.

Atropa - Sep 26, 2007 10:42:55 am PDT #3190 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, are you feeling better?

Mostly. I still get tired far easier than I should. But I just cheered myself up by applying for a new job here at the Evil Empire.

Shrift, your whitefont has convinced me. I'm buying the ep off iTunes tonight!

Sophia Brooks - Sep 26, 2007 10:42:59 am PDT #3191 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, and I'm not a juvenile asshat with the emotional maturity of a cucumber.

And I bet you probably wouldn't have yelled those insults out the window when you were a teenager, either! Because you are, you know, not a jackass.

Jessica - Sep 26, 2007 10:43:10 am PDT #3192 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, the Mr Tusks storyline going on right now on Dinosaur Comics is my favorite thing in the history of ever. I want a tiny elephant friend!

Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2007 10:44:36 am PDT #3193 of 10001

brillig

I prefer the fat remarks I get now to the "Nice tits!" I got when it was obvious I was born with big tits rather than being uniformly fat.

lisah - Sep 26, 2007 10:48:53 am PDT #3194 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

I prefer the fat remarks I get now to the "Nice tits!" I got when it was obvious I was born with big tits rather than being uniformly fat.

But, see, there's a perfect comeback for that! It's "THANKS! I grew them myself!"

(provided, of course, that they are your natural tits)

Frankenbuddha - Sep 26, 2007 10:50:58 am PDT #3195 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Frank was adorable. A-DOR-ABLE.

blinks

So...does that mean I'm really Pete?

Daisy Jane - Sep 26, 2007 10:57:12 am PDT #3196 of 10001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

(provided, of course, that they are your natural tits)

If they're not you just say, "I earned 'em myself!"

ETA: I usually just say, "Yes. Yes they are." in a calm, self-satisfied way.

Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2007 10:58:09 am PDT #3197 of 10001

brillig

But, see, there's a perfect comeback for that! It's "THANKS! I grew them myself!"

Except that the entire street and everyone in every car is turning to look so they can judge for themselves, and I prefer not to have a couple of hundred strangers inviting themselves to peruse.

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