Oh, and I'm not a juvenile asshat with the emotional maturity of a cucumber.
And I bet you probably wouldn't have yelled those insults out the window when you were a teenager, either! Because you are, you know, not a jackass.
Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
'Life of the Party'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Sep 26, 2007 10:42:59 am PDT #3191 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jessica - Sep 26, 2007 10:43:10 am PDT #3192 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
ION, the Mr Tusks storyline going on right now on Dinosaur Comics is my favorite thing in the history of ever. I want a tiny elephant friend!
Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2007 10:44:36 am PDT #3193 of 10001
brillig
I prefer the fat remarks I get now to the "Nice tits!" I got when it was obvious I was born with big tits rather than being uniformly fat.
lisah - Sep 26, 2007 10:48:53 am PDT #3194 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I prefer the fat remarks I get now to the "Nice tits!" I got when it was obvious I was born with big tits rather than being uniformly fat.
But, see, there's a perfect comeback for that! It's "THANKS! I grew them myself!"
(provided, of course, that they are your natural tits)
Frankenbuddha - Sep 26, 2007 10:50:58 am PDT #3195 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Frank was adorable. A-DOR-ABLE.
blinks
So...does that mean I'm really Pete?
Daisy Jane - Sep 26, 2007 10:57:12 am PDT #3196 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
(provided, of course, that they are your natural tits)
If they're not you just say, "I earned 'em myself!"
ETA: I usually just say, "Yes. Yes they are." in a calm, self-satisfied way.
Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2007 10:58:09 am PDT #3197 of 10001
brillig
But, see, there's a perfect comeback for that! It's "THANKS! I grew them myself!"
Except that the entire street and everyone in every car is turning to look so they can judge for themselves, and I prefer not to have a couple of hundred strangers inviting themselves to peruse.
Steph L. - Sep 26, 2007 10:59:41 am PDT #3198 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Steph, did you get the magic cards I sent in the mail? I probably should have gotten a track on it.
Oh! Yes, I did -- a couple of weeks ago, I think. (Maybe?) Thanks!
I am also a 20-something who does not shout insults out of my car window. Of course, I don't have a car.
Jess, we know the truth: if you DID have a car, you'd drive around insulting people's cooking. "You call THAT a roux??? Looks more like glue!!!"
The bonus is that it rhymes.
megan walker - Sep 26, 2007 11:00:43 am PDT #3199 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
And she'd throw pickled radishes.
lisah - Sep 26, 2007 11:02:43 am PDT #3200 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
If they're not you just say, "I earned 'em myself!"
Right! Or "Thanks! I bought them with my own money!"
Except that the entire street and everyone in every car is turning to look so they can judge for themselves, and I prefer not to have a couple of hundred strangers inviting themselves to peruse.
ah, therein lies the difference between you and me! (Not really!) Actually, if anyone noticed at all they'd probably just notice the ass-y car shouting guys.