This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.

Niska ,'War Stories'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2007 10:58:09 am PDT #3197 of 10001
brillig

But, see, there's a perfect comeback for that! It's "THANKS! I grew them myself!"

Except that the entire street and everyone in every car is turning to look so they can judge for themselves, and I prefer not to have a couple of hundred strangers inviting themselves to peruse.


Steph L. - Sep 26, 2007 10:59:41 am PDT #3198 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Steph, did you get the magic cards I sent in the mail? I probably should have gotten a track on it.

Oh! Yes, I did -- a couple of weeks ago, I think. (Maybe?) Thanks!

I am also a 20-something who does not shout insults out of my car window. Of course, I don't have a car.

Jess, we know the truth: if you DID have a car, you'd drive around insulting people's cooking. "You call THAT a roux??? Looks more like glue!!!"

The bonus is that it rhymes.


megan walker - Sep 26, 2007 11:00:43 am PDT #3199 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

And she'd throw pickled radishes.


lisah - Sep 26, 2007 11:02:43 am PDT #3200 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

If they're not you just say, "I earned 'em myself!"

Right! Or "Thanks! I bought them with my own money!"

Except that the entire street and everyone in every car is turning to look so they can judge for themselves, and I prefer not to have a couple of hundred strangers inviting themselves to peruse.

ah, therein lies the difference between you and me! (Not really!) Actually, if anyone noticed at all they'd probably just notice the ass-y car shouting guys.


Atropa - Sep 26, 2007 11:04:44 am PDT #3201 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Steph, did you get the magic cards I sent in the mail? I probably should have gotten a track on it.

Hee!

Steph, you realize that you are more than welcome to send Magic cards to the House O' Reason and ask for them to be signed, right?


Vortex - Sep 26, 2007 11:06:39 am PDT #3202 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The only thing I've ever yelled from a car window was "Cause you gots the flavah!"

set it off, set it off . . .


Fred Pete - Sep 26, 2007 11:08:47 am PDT #3203 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Weirdly, though, the book publishing thing has helped the self-image issues out a bit.

Well, the author photo suggests that you're one good designer dress away from '60s glamor. Say, the younger part of the set that Rosemary Murphy's character would hang around with about three years after Any Wednesday left off.


Steph L. - Sep 26, 2007 11:09:05 am PDT #3204 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Steph, you realize that you are more than welcome to send Magic cards to the House O' Reason and ask for them to be signed, right?

Well, it wasn't like I was all, "Must have cards signed by important Drawing Guy!" Mostly, I bought the Magic cards because they were in the $1 box at the cash register (sorry, Pete), and I figured if there were some Pete cards, then it would be fun to have them, because, well, I know Pete.

The signing was just one of those, "Hey, I'm going to Seattle soon; want me to take these for Pete to sign?" "Oh, yeah -- cool!" things.

If that makes ANY sense at all.


Atropa - Sep 26, 2007 11:11:23 am PDT #3205 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Steph, that makes perfect sense. I just figured I should point out that if you had your heart set on signed cards, you can just send them to him.

(Heh. I should make him sign the Vampire card of me, because that would be funny.)


aurelia - Sep 26, 2007 11:12:24 am PDT #3206 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

When I was in high-school I had a car with a PA speaker under the hood. My friends and I said lots of silly and random things to strangers, but never insults. I can't quite comprehend why someone would do that. Of course I also don't understand why anyone would think wolf-whistles and shouts of "Hey, baby" from the window of a pick-up would be a turn-on.