I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Sep 24, 2007 10:01:14 am PDT #2521 of 10001

if it's not a pointless threat from a dumbass (seriously, I can see no reason for someone to leave an envelope with white powder in the bathroom) then what else could it be? Meth? Someone who needs talcum powder on the plane? Any guesses?

Well, depends on the envelope, I suppose. You accidentally left your coke in the bathroom? Alternately, it could be a legit drug--my gf likes this "BC Powder" stuff that is aspirin and caffeine in a powder form, comes folded up in these little wax paper things... But still, very weird, all these mysterious white powders.


SuziQ - Sep 24, 2007 10:02:51 am PDT #2522 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Guess that is one benefit of being truely fat. Folks don't assume I'm pregnant. Or maybe I've finally hit that age where they don't assume I'm popping out kids anymore.

Whatever.

Can I be done now?


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 10:05:44 am PDT #2523 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tech worker dies in vat of sulfuric acid

Apparently he passed out from the fumes and fell in. No mention at all on the condition of the body. Is that bad that that's disappointing to me?


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 10:12:21 am PDT #2524 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Tech worker dies in vat of sulfuric acid

I see my fears of dying in a fermentation vat at the pharmaceutical plant I used to work at were not ill-founded!


Vortex - Sep 24, 2007 10:15:58 am PDT #2525 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

(Oddly, I've never had it happen to me, which is hard for me to believe, since I have quite a large belly. Perhaps it's just the "fuck off and DIE" look I give strangers that keeps them from saying *anything* to me.)

The Stephs are in full agreement

It was really pretty good. Not overwhelmingly bacon-y. More like chocolate with crunchy, salty bits added.

Yes, it is, and I’m not even particularly predisposed to the salty/sweet thing. I gave it to my dad for his birthday. For Christmas, he’s getting BaconSalt.


Dana - Sep 24, 2007 10:18:47 am PDT #2526 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

This just in: No gay people in Iran.

Asked about widely documented government abuse of women and homosexuals in his country, Ahmadinejad said, "We don't have homosexuals" in Iran, and that women did have freedoms.


Jars - Sep 24, 2007 10:21:39 am PDT #2527 of 10001

I've been more or less convinced for the past couple of month that someone's going to ask when I'm due. My belly's gotten huge in the last while, and when I slouch, it actually looks preggers-roundy.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 24, 2007 10:23:30 am PDT #2528 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My friend used to call her belly her "beer baby."


Jars - Sep 24, 2007 10:24:45 am PDT #2529 of 10001

Heh, that's exactly what I call mine! Especially when I'm sitting down and resting a bottle of beer on it.


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 10:25:57 am PDT #2530 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This just in: No gay people in Iran.

I cannot wait for Jon and Stephen to tackle this issue. I hope they photoshop Ahmadinejad into Xanadu, or something.