I've been more or less convinced for the past couple of month that someone's going to ask when I'm due. My belly's gotten huge in the last while, and when I slouch, it actually looks preggers-roundy.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jars - Sep 24, 2007 10:21:39 am PDT #2527 of 10001
Nora Deirdre - Sep 24, 2007 10:23:30 am PDT #2528 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My friend used to call her belly her "beer baby."
Jars - Sep 24, 2007 10:24:45 am PDT #2529 of 10001
Heh, that's exactly what I call mine! Especially when I'm sitting down and resting a bottle of beer on it.
shrift - Sep 24, 2007 10:25:57 am PDT #2530 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
This just in: No gay people in Iran.
I cannot wait for Jon and Stephen to tackle this issue. I hope they photoshop Ahmadinejad into Xanadu, or something.
Cashmere - Sep 24, 2007 10:26:40 am PDT #2531 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Four months after I had Olivia, we were in Puerto Rico at a conference for DH's work. One of his co-workers mistakenly thought I hadn't had the baby yet. Maybe he thought I said, "Four months along" instead of "Four months old." But it was ignored as an easy mistake considering this guy never saw me and I was wearing a loose dress.
My mother was with me in the hospital when a friend came to visit after Liv was born. My mother asked her when her baby was due. She laughed it off and said, "I'm just fat." I nearly died and my mother turned four shades of red with embarrassment.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 24, 2007 10:27:08 am PDT #2532 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
yes, the prenatal care of a beer baby definitely involves more drinking than that of a regular (human) baby.
ColinG - Sep 24, 2007 10:27:55 am PDT #2533 of 10001
Both Saudi Arabia and Iran have the death Penalty for homosexual acts, so it's likely not something people shout from the rooftops about there.
Why don't we consider Saudi Arabia evil if Iran is?
askye - Sep 24, 2007 10:30:06 am PDT #2534 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Saudia Arabia is nicer about sharing the oil.
Theodosia - Sep 24, 2007 10:32:10 am PDT #2535 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Why don't we consider Saudi Arabia evil if Iran is?
Because they've given the Bush family and their friends so much nice oil?
meara - Sep 24, 2007 10:34:23 am PDT #2536 of 10001
Saudia Arabia is nicer about sharing the oil.
Heh. We were playing Taboo last night, and one of the words we were trying to guess...well, the person talking said "What the war is about!" and we all shouted "OIL!"
Welcome Colin! Are you new, or am I skimming too much?
I hate empire waists, because I always fear I look pregnant. However, were I actually pregnant, this would've been an awesome time, save a lot of money on maternity wear!