I'm dying of bacon-deprivation cancer.

Have you tried BaconSalt? I hear it's all the rage.

I got my back tattoo off center and a little higher than lower back because of my worries about my epidural injections for my herniated disc. I was afraid my doctor would refuse any future injections due to worries about the ink infiltrating into the spinal column.

I think the lower back is one of the sexiest places on a woman and are a good place for a nice tattoo.

Tattoos may be part of "Trash Culture" but I think the level trashiness depends on the quality/design of the tattoo.

I was happy today, until I realized that I have no bacon.

Now, like my bacon, happiness gone.

Now I'm feeling sorry for those poor girls who simultaneously have a muffin top, whale tale and tramp stamp.

::snerk::

I have one particular pair of jeans that always present me with the following quandary: muffin top vs. camel toe. If I adjust my pants to avoid one, it causes the other.

The real fault, of course, lies not with the jeans, but with my buddha. A little less jiggle around the middle, and I wouldn't have *either* muffin top OR camel toe.

BaconSalt once bit my sister.

I have cancer of the gronk

All the vegetarians at the Humane Society are going wild over the idea of veggie bacon salt, according to my gf...

Cash, what is your tattoo?

Random Note From Moving: I'm both happy it's so easy to change my address online, and a little frightened by that too...

I feel my lack of bacon keenly, below the cockles of my heart and above my intestines, in that place which rumbles, "Feed me, Seymour."

Cash, what is your tattoo?

It's a gecko. I need to get a better quality picture.

I had bacon yesterday. It was quite good. In fact, I can still picture it, laying on the plate next to the eggs and sausage and hashed browns, all fresh and warm and crispy....