BaconSalt once bit my sister.
No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Sep 24, 2007 8:24:23 am PDT #2494 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
beth b - Sep 24, 2007 8:25:49 am PDT #2495 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I have cancer of the gronk
meara - Sep 24, 2007 8:27:23 am PDT #2496 of 10001
All the vegetarians at the Humane Society are going wild over the idea of veggie bacon salt, according to my gf...
Cash, what is your tattoo?
Random Note From Moving: I'm both happy it's so easy to change my address online, and a little frightened by that too...
shrift - Sep 24, 2007 8:30:23 am PDT #2497 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I feel my lack of bacon keenly, below the cockles of my heart and above my intestines, in that place which rumbles, "Feed me, Seymour."
Cashmere - Sep 24, 2007 8:32:49 am PDT #2498 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 8:33:09 am PDT #2499 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I had bacon yesterday. It was quite good. In fact, I can still picture it, laying on the plate next to the eggs and sausage and hashed browns, all fresh and warm and crispy....
Pix - Sep 24, 2007 8:33:53 am PDT #2500 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I'm dying of grading cancer.
Jessica - Sep 24, 2007 8:33:54 am PDT #2501 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My lower back tat is occasionally visible at work because my job regularly involves getting things down from tall shelves and/or bending down to lift boxes off the floor. It's certainly more frequently visible than my chest tat, neither of which strike me as particularly trampy.
lisah - Sep 24, 2007 8:45:11 am PDT #2502 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I just had a grilled cheese & bacon sandwich for lunch! Nummy!
I had the weirdest/hilarious/humiliating thing happen at my friend's b'day party this Saturday. I walked into the party, which was at her house, carrying a bunch of stuff and this woman I've met once before walked towards me. She was on her way out I guess. I said "hi" to her and she made like she was going to pat my belly and said something like "when are you due?" I gawked at her and said, "Uh are you implying that I look pregnant?!"
She kind of laughed, not like she was embarassed but like she'd thought she'd been making a joke, and said that "people say that to me all the time."
I asked her "what the fuck is wrong with you???" and walked away. And it immediately became funny as hell because WTF? Who says something like that?
Thank god I was wearing something that I felt comfortable in and not like a new dress that I'd never be able to wear again. FTR, I looked like this: [link]
I had added a note that said "baby bump?" but I guess my friend deleted it.
um....how was everybody else's weekend?
Scrappy - Sep 24, 2007 8:47:41 am PDT #2503 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You really don't look remotely pregnant in that picture. You just look happening and happy. That lady must have been on the crack.