Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Sep 24, 2007 5:33:46 am PDT #2423 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Okay, this is the cutest thing ever. Little Alibelle was very thoughtful.

Oh, lordy, that is possibly the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

My co-workers thank you all for the Adorable Inter-Species Baby Love photos. They have made the rounds and received appropriate coos. Mondays need all the help they can get.

I look forward to telecommuting, but I also fear that I will never speak to another human being again. They'll find me one day dead in my kitchen, having choked on a fish oil capsule, with my throat eaten by the neighborhood cat. They'll say, she died doing what she loved - taking healthy supplements and feeding cats.


Dana - Sep 24, 2007 5:49:36 am PDT #2424 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, my god, such a Monday. Not enough gronk in the world.


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 5:56:27 am PDT #2425 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For those of us not well-versed in office furniture, what is the significance of an Eames chair?


bon bon - Sep 24, 2007 6:00:52 am PDT #2426 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That particular chair is one of the most famous of midcentury furniture designs: [link]


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 6:04:12 am PDT #2427 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I don't quite see the point of it still, but there you go. I wouldn't tag it as a worst-ever design, but it's not interesting enough for me to wonder what's the point of (even nice) furniture tattooed on one's body.


Steph L. - Sep 24, 2007 6:05:13 am PDT #2428 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

For those of us not well-versed in office furniture, what is the significance of an Eames chair?

Thank you for asking that, ita. I was just about to ask, myself.

That particular chair is one of the most famous of midcentury furniture designs: [link].

Huh.

I hate the moniker "tramp stamp" for a lower-back tattoo. (1) Because women's lower backs are lovely, and a well-done tattoo looks fantastic there. (2) *I* have a lower-back tattoo, and I got it to cover up my surgery scar -- it has *nothing* to do with providing decoration for all the guys to whom my tattoo says "Fuck me in the ass!!!"

(Seriously, *do* guys really think that's what a woman's lower-back tattoo means?)


bon bon - Sep 24, 2007 6:08:31 am PDT #2429 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Some other classic furniture design tattoos: [link]

ETA: he's a furniture design major: [link]


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 6:09:10 am PDT #2430 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

what's the point of (even nice) furniture tattooed on one's body.

Maybe it'd be cool if it was some anthropomorphisized furniture, running into battle while holding a sword over its head.

Hmmm... couldn't find any such images on google....


brenda m - Sep 24, 2007 6:22:11 am PDT #2431 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

it has *nothing* to do with providing decoration for all the guys to whom my tattoo says "Fuck me in the ass!!!"

Wait, what?


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 6:22:44 am PDT #2432 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

*do* guys really think that's what a woman's lower-back tattoo means?

From what I can tell, even if it doesn't mean that, it makes many guys think that. However, I have not been able to discern what else (like, say, just seeing a woman from behind) makes these same guys think that too.

I think the furniture tats are going to remain in the "okay, whatever" realm for me. They're too...I don't know. I don't think they look nice, and the jump to meaning is too far for me to make with the wearer.

I don't expect anyone else to dig my tat, so it's not a condemnation of any sort.