So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.

Faith ,'Get It Done'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2007 8:46:10 am PDT #1635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's not posited as a method for killing humans, but it would be a horrible way to go

I don't think it'd work on humans, unless it was some mutant giant bees.

::prepares script pitch for SciFi Channel::


Liese S. - Sep 19, 2007 8:46:49 am PDT #1636 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I dunno. We breathe much more specifically than that hornet. They'd just have to be specifically concentrated bees.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2007 8:47:15 am PDT #1637 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Reality show casting call:

Crap. I was all excited by this until I got to the last requirement.

D'ya suppose I could fake it?


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2007 8:48:23 am PDT #1638 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They'd just have to be specifically concentrated bees.

Plus they'd have to know where our breathing weakness was.

So we're safe, as long as we're not infiltrated by bee spies.


megan walker - Sep 19, 2007 8:48:30 am PDT #1639 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I know it is stupid, but I can't help it.

Given studies like this one, I'm not so sure: Flu shots don’t save seniors' lives, study finds


Nilly - Sep 19, 2007 8:54:45 am PDT #1640 of 10001
Swouncing

one-seventeenth

That's the exact place in your post where I could contain it no longer, for the record.

And, and - I don't need to do another visa. The one I have holds for ten years. And it's not all my life savings to buy a ticket, it's just a lot.

And my best friend and her two adorable kids (one is ten months old and has just started standing, and the other is almost three years old and in some pictures he already looks like the kid he's going to grow up into, and I can't put into words the amount of missing them that I do every day, and that's even without getting their mommy in the mix) - well, they're all in Palo Alto for at least two years, so most chances are, I'll visit there, sometime in the foreseeable future.

Um, wait, that wasn't the point of that post, wasn't it? But it's what's on my mind a lot, so there you go.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2007 8:59:33 am PDT #1641 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Plus they'd have to know where our breathing weakness was.

All they have to do is cover every surface. That'll get them inside your nose in no time at all, and then soon your mouth and into your lungs. Bingo! Deadikins.


Dana - Sep 19, 2007 8:59:55 am PDT #1642 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Slowest day ever. Y/N?


JZ - Sep 19, 2007 9:00:16 am PDT #1643 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And I was thinking it but forgot to say it:

tommyrot, tons of ~ma to your mother. She's in my thoughts (and, if she cares to hear such things from your invisible friends, my prayers). It sounds like they caught it early and she's in a good place emotionally; may all that continue and may her cancer just bugger the hell off (er, don't tell her I said that part).


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2007 9:01:57 am PDT #1644 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

All they have to do is cover every surface. That'll get them inside your nose in no time at all, and then soon your mouth and into your lungs. Bingo! Deadikins.

Yeah, but that'd be kind of a waste of resources. Plus all you'd have to do is cover your face with a cloth or something.

Now if they knew where our weakness was, they could use a much smaller group, making it easier to sneak up on us before we could cover our faces with something.