Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 19, 2007 5:58:50 am PDT #1566 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Lori!

Happy Anniversary, Plei and Paul!

Knightley is quoted as saying: "Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I'm twice the size - height and everything else - of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part.

Are Dakota Fanning and Abigail Breslin auditioning for every role in Hollywood these days?


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2007 5:59:19 am PDT #1567 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(because it should be separate)

Happy anniversary PMM+!

Happy birthday lori!


Nutty - Sep 19, 2007 6:00:12 am PDT #1568 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

But they don't want big men. They keep casting for mini men too.

I think that is a conspiracy of elevator-shoe companies.


lisah - Sep 19, 2007 6:07:12 am PDT #1569 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

But they don't want big men. They keep casting for mini men too.

Small with big heads! I think that's the ideal for either gender. Hollywood-wise.

Happy birthday, lori!!! And happy anniversary Plei & Paul!!!


shrift - Sep 19, 2007 6:08:28 am PDT #1570 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have not yet sneezed today. It's possible I may indeed make it through a Buffista dinner tonight without a horrible sneeztacular incident.

Keira Knightley thinking that she's fat makes me want to force-feed her soup and cookies, and ask how on Earth one survives with zero percent body fat.


Stephanie - Sep 19, 2007 6:14:47 am PDT #1571 of 10001
Trust my rage

I wasn't going to post this (trying not to be too 12), but there's a dude in my office right now who's name is Cocklong Fong. The best part, and this is what made me convinced I had to share, is that he works at Fong's Cream.

I know, it's so stupid.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2007 6:16:34 am PDT #1572 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, Stephanie. That just makes me want to stay in English-speaking countries all the time, so I don't wander into the place where "jesse" sounds like doo doo or something.

Small with big heads! I think that's the ideal for either gender. Hollywood-wise.

Part of why Tim Gunn does well on TV.


NoiseDesign - Sep 19, 2007 6:17:40 am PDT #1573 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I'm twelve. That's hysterical.


Jars - Sep 19, 2007 6:18:51 am PDT #1574 of 10001

That's not stupid, it's the greatest thing I've ever heard.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2007 6:20:24 am PDT #1575 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

who's name is Cocklong Fong. The best part, and this is what made me convinced I had to share, is that he works at Fong's Cream.

Aaarr! Even a pirate be crackin' up at that....