I'm twelve. That's hysterical.
Here is your cup of coffee. Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.
Xander ,'Chosen'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
NoiseDesign - Sep 19, 2007 6:17:40 am PDT #1573 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Jars - Sep 19, 2007 6:18:51 am PDT #1574 of 10001
That's not stupid, it's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
tommyrot - Sep 19, 2007 6:20:24 am PDT #1575 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
who's name is Cocklong Fong. The best part, and this is what made me convinced I had to share, is that he works at Fong's Cream.
Aaarr! Even a pirate be crackin' up at that....
Frankenbuddha - Sep 19, 2007 6:20:53 am PDT #1576 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Joining everyone in the 12-year old corner
Sue - Sep 19, 2007 6:21:23 am PDT #1577 of 10001
hip deep in pie
And now we know who we should have given the cake to!
Yes, anyone with overly chocolatey things, I'm your girl.
Small with big heads! I think that's the ideal for either gender. Hollywood-wise.
I have an actor friend who knows another very talented actor who has a hard time getting film and TV. And her agent told her it was because her head was too small, because in TV and film, they like disproportionatley large heads. They read well on camera.
lisah - Sep 19, 2007 6:33:37 am PDT #1578 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
And her agent told her it was because her head was too small, because in TV and film, they like disproportionatley large heads. They read well on camera.
This is what I've heard as well. And pretty much every actor I've seen in real life has fit this mold.
Lee - Sep 19, 2007 6:34:20 am PDT #1579 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy Birthday Lori!
Sophia Brooks - Sep 19, 2007 6:41:21 am PDT #1580 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Happy Birthday Lori!
Happy Anniversary Plei and DH!
Nutty - Sep 19, 2007 6:44:58 am PDT #1581 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
As I recall, we even discussed lollipop-headedness with CFerg in Boxed Set at some point. I believe he was complaining about the fact that he costars with Sputnik-on-a-stick, who bogarts all the good lighting and throws a gigantic head-shaped shadow.
(ita assured us that Colin's own head is normal-sized.)
Allyson - Sep 19, 2007 6:47:23 am PDT #1582 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I have an enormous head. Awesome.
I'm a complete ass, as well.
I scheduled a symposium that occurs during Yom Kippur next year. I feel like a heel. I should know better, you know?
Fuck. Fuck. I suck so bad. And there's nothing I can do about the dates. I'm sending out huge apologies, but seriously, I've just ensured that we'll be without Jews, and have just made my boss look like an insensitive ass.
I should just resign, now.