I have not yet sneezed today. It's possible I may indeed make it through a Buffista dinner tonight without a horrible sneeztacular incident.

Keira Knightley thinking that she's fat makes me want to force-feed her soup and cookies, and ask how on Earth one survives with zero percent body fat.

I wasn't going to post this (trying not to be too 12), but there's a dude in my office right now who's name is Cocklong Fong. The best part, and this is what made me convinced I had to share, is that he works at Fong's Cream.

I know, it's so stupid.

OMG, Stephanie. That just makes me want to stay in English-speaking countries all the time, so I don't wander into the place where "jesse" sounds like doo doo or something.

Small with big heads! I think that's the ideal for either gender. Hollywood-wise.

Part of why Tim Gunn does well on TV.

I'm twelve. That's hysterical.

That's not stupid, it's the greatest thing I've ever heard.

who's name is Cocklong Fong. The best part, and this is what made me convinced I had to share, is that he works at Fong's Cream.

Aaarr! Even a pirate be crackin' up at that....

Joining everyone in the 12-year old corner

And now we know who we should have given the cake to!

Yes, anyone with overly chocolatey things, I'm your girl.

Small with big heads! I think that's the ideal for either gender. Hollywood-wise.

I have an actor friend who knows another very talented actor who has a hard time getting film and TV. And her agent told her it was because her head was too small, because in TV and film, they like disproportionatley large heads. They read well on camera.

And her agent told her it was because her head was too small, because in TV and film, they like disproportionatley large heads. They read well on camera.

This is what I've heard as well. And pretty much every actor I've seen in real life has fit this mold.

Happy Birthday Lori!