I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 18, 2007 4:05:29 pm PDT #1494 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm guessing that's a misquote or typo or something. "Why bother putting backs on them?" makes more sense, I think.


megan walker - Sep 18, 2007 4:10:44 pm PDT #1495 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Huh, apparently it's National Singles Week. Who knew? But, are these really the "The 10 Best Things About Being Single""? If so, I feel sorry for singles and marrieds alike.

1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, "Who are you looking at?"
4. You can make your own decisions.
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
6. You have no one to clean up after.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.


amych - Sep 18, 2007 4:12:43 pm PDT #1496 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If so, I feel sorry for singles and marrieds alike.

I have to agree there. What a miserable pinched life that implies for both sides.


Liese S. - Sep 18, 2007 4:14:44 pm PDT #1497 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

4. You can make your own decisions.

Err.


Ouise - Sep 18, 2007 4:15:50 pm PDT #1498 of 10001
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

What kind of chocolate (oh, your poor sister-I hope to never learn that) did you use?

Sorry for the response delay - I had to run out to an appointment. The icing had 16 oz of bittersweet chocolate, plus a large quantity of cocoa (1/2 cup? 1 cup?). Also nearly a pound of butter. Did I mention the overwhelmingness?

I'm glad to hear your cake turned out well. We did wonder if we were testing the "let's see if it's possible to have too much chocolate" version of the recipe. About how thick was the icing on your cake? It was about 1 cm thick (1/2 cm in between the layers) on ours.


amych - Sep 18, 2007 4:15:56 pm PDT #1499 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Err.

You know. If that means toilet seats and remotes to you.

I wept at this one:

8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.


Trudy Booth - Sep 18, 2007 4:18:48 pm PDT #1500 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I've never quite groked the toilet seat thing -- don't boys want it down half the time? If its half and half why the insistance on upness?


Zenkitty - Sep 18, 2007 4:23:00 pm PDT #1501 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I've never understood why women are supposed to fuss over toilet seats being up. If the guy has to put them down for us, why shouldn't we have to put them up for him? Just don't sit down without looking.


megan walker - Sep 18, 2007 4:24:13 pm PDT #1502 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I've never understood why women are supposed to fuss over toilet seats being up. If the guy has to put them down for us, why shouldn't we have to put them up for him? Just don't sit down without looking.

Personally, I think there's an aesthetic element to it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 18, 2007 4:27:39 pm PDT #1503 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

don't boys want it down half the time?

More like one time out of six or seven, actually. I prefer my home toilet seat up as it looks better that way, but my office men's room is nicer with the seat down.

#1 is a pretty nice fringe benefit of being single, and I take #4 to mean that you can make all your big life decisions without having to compromise with a spouse over them—that'd be the gold medal winner for me. But the rest seem pretty trivial compared to the benefits of being part of a couple.